Say Hello to My Little Friends in:
Hitech Santa
and the Flopping Fish Maneuver
Staring:
Hitech Santa
Skuzzy
Pyro
9021HO
Featuring:
Ack-Ack
And the members of SAPP
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the main arena
the lights went out to not stir a mouse
; why?
because Hitech flipped the switch, now don't ask me again...
The stockings were thrown up by the burning ammo bunker without care,
In hopes that Hitech Santa
soon would be there;
The squeakers
were sacked out snug in their footons,
While visions of ME-262's
danced in their heads;
And Ack-Ack
and SAPP in their 38's with the auto retracting flaps,
Had just settled down for a long furball over tank town,
When out on the runway there arose such a clatter,
We sprang from the bed and hit our heads.
Away to the window I stumbled like a slobber donkey,
Stubbed my toe and slipped on Hajo's
empty bottle of crown.
The moon on the breast of the nonexistent snow
Gave the lustre of midday to busted objects below,
When, what to my crossed drunk
eyes should appear,
But a paper looking sleigh,
and nine stolen reindeer from the Dallas Zoo,
With a little old driver,
that kept yelling something to Skuzzy on his 10 speed,
I knew in a moment it must be Hitech.
More rapid than a Bushes Baked Beans fart they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Skuzzy!
now, Pyro!
now, Supperfly
and Rosie!
On, Waffle!
on Sudz!
on, Ronni,
on Yankee
and Natedog!
And then out of no where Hitech Santa went BOOM
It was squeaker 9021HO
in his first 262
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
The SAPP pulled together some of CorkyJr's spare 38 parts
to mount Hitech back to the sky, (but wont help him with the landings)
So up to the cartoon skies to shoot down 9021HO the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of 50MM
, and Hitech Santa
too.
As HT tracks 90210HO he starts the Flopping Fish Maneuver
A little flop to the left, then a little flop to the right, if he flops one more I'm going to have a bad night
Soon HT runs out of ammo that was meant for the good little boys and girls and 9021HO starts to slip away until, the Flopping Fish "Don't move your controls so rapidly" message happens
HT looks at Skuzzy and his 10 speed,
then says to Pyro
I can't believe I am going to do this,
HT throws Skuzzy a set of keys to a moped,
grabs his 10 speed and launches it towards 9021HO's 262 from the Shark with Flicking Laser Beam Attached to Their Heads gun, Hits the 262 causing a "you have collided with Hitech"
message and 9021HO's plane spinning to the ground. Once again Skuzzy takes a hand in saving the day,
or in this case night, and he got a new moped out of the deal too.
"Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night"
A Flying Circus Comic by Corrs
