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Offline WarTooth

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I Guess This Disqualifies Me
« on: December 27, 2008, 08:54:35 AM »
I'd like to send a message to all the score potatoes our there.  :salute

These things might disqualify me from ever being in the top 100:

  • I don't tend to fly uber planes.
  • I sometimes attempt turn fighting in BnZ planes and vice-versa.
  • I take just enough fuel to get a kill or 2 then head back to base.  If I get more than that I ran into bombers by mistake.
  • I use a mouse instead of a joystick arrangement (I prefer this).
  • I only use a resupply pad if the FHs are down.
  • I routinely bleed all the .303s out of Spits I fly before taking off.
  • I don't do GVs unless a base action requires GV help.  I don't mind those who do.
  • Perhaps 50% of the time I die is from being AFK.  I write programs and book material and tend to Alt-Tab back and forth a lot.  AFK kills are an accepted phenomena of this.  I'd rather fly and work than not fly at all.
  • If my dogs need to go out in the middle of a flight I sometimes bail on the spot with no warning.
  • In the MA I sometimes don't leave the hanger for several minutes if I need to check my laundry or the like.
  • And most importantly...I love to fly the C202 a little too much.

There is something definitely wrong with me.  I deeply apologize for not being consumed with my scores and stats.  I am seeking medical advice to determine why I am this way.  :cry

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Offline B4Buster

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Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2008, 09:00:39 AM »
ok...
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Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2008, 09:18:06 AM »
Quote from: WarTooth on December 27, 2008, 08:54:35 AM
I'd like to send a message to all the score potatoes our there.  :salute

These things might disqualify me from ever being in the top 100:

  • I don't tend to fly uber planes.
  • I sometimes attempt turn fighting in BnZ planes and vice-versa.
  • I take just enough fuel to get a kill or 2 then head back to base.  If I get more than that I ran into bombers by mistake.
  • I use a mouse instead of a joystick arrangement (I prefer this).
  • I only use a resupply pad if the FHs are down.
  • I routinely bleed all the .303s out of Spits I fly before taking off.
  • I don't do GVs unless a base action requires GV help.  I don't mind those who do.
  • Perhaps 50% of the time I die is from being AFK.  I write programs and book material and tend to Alt-Tab back and forth a lot.  AFK kills are an accepted phenomena of this.  I'd rather fly and work than not fly at all.
  • If my dogs need to go out in the middle of a flight I sometimes bail on the spot with no warning.
  • In the MA I sometimes don't leave the hanger for several minutes if I need to check my laundry or the like.
  • And most importantly...I love to fly the C202 a little too much.

There is something definitely wrong with me.  I deeply apologize for not being consumed with my scores and stats.  I am seeking medical advice to determine why I am this way.  :cry

WT



Mr. Churchill would be upset if he knew you are wasting .303 ammo!!   :)      ....seriously you can get kills w/ .303's

Horray another C.202 Fan !!!


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Offline PhantomBarron

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Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2008, 09:19:16 AM »
Hmmm, Seems there must be "More" to this story. 
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Offline CHAPPY

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Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2008, 09:32:46 AM »
i no mess around :aok
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Offline uptown

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Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2008, 10:04:52 AM »
  :rolleyes:
« Last Edit: December 27, 2008, 10:06:37 AM by uptown »
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Offline caldera

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Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2008, 10:29:52 AM »
You are so a score potato. Otherwise you'd fight in a B5N and not the ultimate sleeper that is the C202.  :D
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Offline WMLute

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Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2008, 10:55:47 AM »
Hmmm....

I only see one death and zero kills in a C202 for the past 3 tours for WarTooth.

The fighter they have the most kills in currently is a Chog. (uber)

I ALSO see that the spit WarTooth flies the most is the 16(uber), and it doesn't HAVE .303's.

The fighter you have the most kills in for the past three tours is the Ki84 (uber).




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« Last Edit: December 27, 2008, 10:57:24 AM by WMLute »
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Offline Bronk

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Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2008, 11:02:50 AM »
Quote from: WMLute on December 27, 2008, 10:55:47 AM
Hmmm....

I only see one death and zero kills in a C202 for the past 3 tours for WarTooth.

The fighter they have the most kills in currently is a Chog. (uber)

I ALSO see that the spit WarTooth flies the most is the 16(uber), and it doesn't HAVE .303's.

The fighter you have the most kills in for the past three tours is the Ki84 (uber).




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Offline caldera

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Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2008, 11:03:11 AM »
WMLute's "scorched earth" policy is in effect.  Get the Solarcaine!   :O
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Offline RTHolmes

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Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2008, 11:03:24 AM »
Quote from: WarTooth on December 27, 2008, 08:54:35 AM
  • I routinely bleed all the .303s out of Spits I fly before taking off.

why would you do that? :confused:
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Offline uptown

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Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2008, 11:04:38 AM »
Quote from: WarTooth on December 27, 2008, 08:54:35 AM
I'd like to send a message to all the score potatoes our there.  :salute

These things might disqualify me from ever being in the top 100:

  • I don't tend to fly uber planes.
  • I sometimes attempt turn fighting in BnZ planes and vice-versa.
  • I take just enough fuel to get a kill or 2 then head back to base.  If I get more than that I ran into bombers by mistake.
  • I use a mouse instead of a joystick arrangement (I prefer this).
  • I only use a resupply pad if the FHs are down.
  • I routinely bleed all the .303s out of Spits I fly before taking off.
  • I don't do GVs unless a base action requires GV help.  I don't mind those who do.
  • Perhaps 50% of the time I die is from being AFK.  I write programs and book material and tend to Alt-Tab back and forth a lot.  AFK kills are an accepted phenomena of this.  I'd rather fly and work than not fly at all.
  • If my dogs need to go out in the middle of a flight I sometimes bail on the spot with no warning.
  • In the MA I sometimes don't leave the hanger for several minutes if I need to check my laundry or the like.
  • And most importantly...I love to fly the C202 a little too much.

There is something definitely wrong with me.  I deeply apologize for not being consumed with my scores and stats.  I am seeking medical advice to determine why I am this way.  :cry

WT


So maybe all this is a excuse for his suckage?
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Offline ImADot

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Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2008, 11:11:25 AM »
Me thinks he tries to make joke.  Lute busted him by providing stats.  I figured it was a joke after: "I routinely bleed all the .303s out of Spits I fly before taking off."  I doubt he ever flies a Spit-1, and would not dump all his ammo before taking off.  But then again, maybe he's a complete 'tard and just needs some attention.  :lol
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Offline Forker

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Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2008, 11:13:05 AM »
Quote from: WMLute on December 27, 2008, 10:55:47 AM
Hmmm....

I only see one death and zero kills in a C202 for the past 3 tours for WarTooth.

The fighter they have the most kills in currently is a Chog. (uber)

I ALSO see that the spit WarTooth flies the most is the 16(uber), and it doesn't HAVE .303's.

The fighter you have the most kills in for the past three tours is the Ki84 (uber).




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WTG WMLute, nothing like getting caught lying red handed!!!!

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Offline Anaxogoras

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Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2008, 11:13:09 AM »
If someone scores well, he's dishonorable.  If someone scores poorly, then he's using weakness as a defense.  You gotta love the AH bbs.

I checked Wartooth's stats and I think WMLute made a mistake, albeit an honest mistake.  The rest of you should check for yourselves before you take someone's word for fact.
« Last Edit: December 27, 2008, 11:15:36 AM by Anaxogoras »
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