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Offline Serenity

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OH NOES!!!
« on: January 05, 2009, 06:38:14 PM »


T3H WHOPPER IS ANGRY!!!

(Yes, the sign isn't american because it was simply the best pic I could find, but it IS sold in America under the same name)

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Re: OH NOES!!!
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2009, 06:54:50 PM »
Oh noes!

The picture has a red X
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
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Re: OH NOES!!!
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2009, 06:57:09 PM »
Oh noes!

The picture has a red X

Huh... works fine on my end...

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Re: OH NOES!!!
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2009, 07:04:14 PM »
red x...

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Re: OH NOES!!!
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2009, 07:05:38 PM »
How about this:


Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2009, 07:16:20 PM »
Me no likey jalapenos
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Re: OH NOES!!!
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2009, 07:45:41 PM »
Me no likey jalapenos

Again you diverge from normalcy.  It gives me great pleasure to type the following to you:

I enjoy jalapenos on my sausage pizza.

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Re: OH NOES!!!
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2009, 08:25:41 PM »
Haven't tried 'teh angryburger' yet, but I love the commercials for it. What a difficult life that poor abused onion has had.  :salute
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Re: OH NOES!!!
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2009, 09:14:37 PM »
Again you diverge from normalcy.  It gives me great pleasure to type the following to you:

I enjoy jalapenos on my sausage pizza.

 :D


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 :cry :cry :cry   SCARY!
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
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You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

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Re: OH NOES!!!
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2009, 09:36:10 PM »
What ever is on that thing is not meat....  Maybe some by-product of meat/meats with 1000's of other things added to it....  But it is not meat as we know it... 
How some can handle eating 1 or more of these for lunch a few times a week, or worse yet, live on this stuff....Well, to each his own I guess....
I simply can't do fast food anything....  The gastrointestinal aftermath is just too painful and time consuming....  I don't understand how eating even one of these
things and a small fry(they seem do double, even quadruple in mass and volume once they hit your digestive system)can have a person on the toilet for a considerable time..  Or worse, on the toilet multiple times over an entire day at work...  People start to notice...  And they think....."Ahhhhh.....He's eating too many Whoppers I bet!"..  Then no one will want to be your friend.... :(  Whoppers are like heroin...  You should never eat them in the first place...  No matter what the condiments...

















By the way.....I love Whoppers.....Double Whopper w/cheese and extra mayo..  And Onion Rings....Gotta have onion rings.... :rock
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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2009, 10:30:01 PM »
What ever is on that thing is not meat....  Maybe some by-product of meat/meats with 1000's of other things added to it....  But it is not meat as we know it... 
How some can handle eating 1 or more of these for lunch a few times a week, or worse yet, live on this stuff....Well, to each his own I guess....
I simply can't do fast food anything....  The gastrointestinal aftermath is just too painful and time consuming....  I don't understand how eating even one of these
things and a small fry(they seem do double, even quadruple in mass and volume once they hit your digestive system)can have a person on the toilet for a considerable time..  Or worse, on the toilet multiple times over an entire day at work...  People start to notice...  And they think....."Ahhhhh.....He's eating too many Whoppers I bet!"..  Then no one will want to be your friend.... :(  Whoppers are like heroin...  You should never eat them in the first place...  No matter what the condiments...

Every time I eat fast food, I think of that Simpsons episode where Homer got addicted to the Ribwitch from Krustyburger, and was following the promo around the country like a rock groupie. And then when they pulled it because "The animal its made of has gone extict".  :aok
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Re: OH NOES!!!
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2009, 01:32:26 AM »
ughhh BK, it's like the sloppy seconds of fastfood.

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« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2009, 03:31:54 AM »
ughhh BK, it's like the sloppy seconds of fastfood.

You kidding? The whopper is the best fast-food burger you'll get! Personally, as much as I love the whopper, ive been wanting stuff thats deep-fried and makes me feel my heart grind to a stop, so i've been favoring McDonalds.

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« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2009, 06:24:05 AM »
You kidding? The whopper is the best fast-food burger you'll get! Personally, as much as I love the whopper, ive been wanting stuff thats deep-fried and makes me feel my heart grind to a stop, so i've been favoring McDonalds.

The whoppers are whopping piles of soggy microwaved junk.

Though I would say I've got a pick of the top McD's. Two McD's near us produce Big Mac's that look like the ones in the photo's. It's amazing the variation you get around the world and even in regions. I've had rubbish McD's and awesome McD's, but only rubbish BK.

Plus McD's have:
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The KiwiBurger is a hamburger sold at McDonald's restaurants in New Zealand. It consists of an all-beef patty, egg, tomato, lettuce, cheese, onion, cooked beetroot, sauce and mustard in a toasted bun. The egg is fried in a round shape. The





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Re: OH NOES!!!
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2009, 08:12:45 AM »
Been a fan of ma' Double Whopper with cheese Combo ever since my big fat ginormously huge morbidly obese cellulite ridden (yet skinny when I met/married her) ex-wife was on Weight Watchers and I saw it had something like 1600 calories. (might be 1800 with the drink, and more yet if you "king" size it)

A bit more than half of my daily calorie intake for my height/weight in one sitting.

Yum.


(note: the Wendies triple classic with cheese is JUST behind the Whopper by around 100 calories and is my second choice for pure heart clogging awesomness)

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