Stop bogarting and pass it this way......
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i wonder if it gets better as it ageist, like scotch dose.
Actually, if you keep it hydrated and in the fridge or freezer, it won't go "bad" for a while...
It is a joke. Any plant will not get better as it get older. Unless you are a tree like cedar, oak, walnut ect that used for wood.
In unrelated news, scientists have traced the origins of the Twinkie back to the same place.