You said the when a plane is coming from the side and below and shoots you, you would sometimes call that a "HO" because only a "HOer avacado" would take that shot. I called BS. It either is ALWAYS a HO or NEVER a HO. A HO is not base on the player that does it. It is based on physics. HO = Head on. A plane coming from the side and/or below cannot be going head on with your flight path, therefore it not being a HO.
Well thanks for explaining yourself!
Erm no it's not. Head on is when both have a gun solution.

Say I'm on the deck slow and a spit16 is coming in at me 2k out, I know he is going to shoot me head on, so I try to dodge the shot, but he rips my wing off anyways. Well I didn't have guns on him since I tried to dodge him so it wasn't a head on?

Sure the textbook definition of a head on is what you guys say, both planes have gun solution, but I like to think the AH definition encompasses a little more. We aren't going to agree but it doesn't matter because I know how to dodge them in the game which is what does matter.
