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Offline Serenity

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The KGB is back!!!
« on: January 08, 2009, 01:00:24 PM »
I was watching TV last night, and I saw this bizarre commercial with this old man just asking this woman all sorts of insane questions, and she keeps getting them right. This usually turns out to be a netflix commercial, but this time it seemed darker. Finally at the end, all it says is: "Knowledge Generation Bureau". The words fade away, and the letters "KGB" come together in a chevron. I was like "WTF?!?" I researched it, and this seems to be kinda like google but more hands on. But really, who the hell would pick a name like "Knowledge Generation Bureau" and then make it worse by shortening it to KGB IN THEIR COMMERCIAL?!?

http://kgb.com/#

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Re: The KGB is back!!!
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2009, 01:31:47 PM »
...But really, who the hell would pick a name like "Knowledge Generation Bureau" and then make it worse by shortening it to KGB IN THEIR COMMERCIAL?!?...
Because the communists will use the website which drives up the advertising value for cleaning products?
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Re: The KGB is back!!!
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2009, 01:32:55 PM »
Because the marketing plan works.  Proof? we're now talking about it on this forum.   :)

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Re: The KGB is back!!!
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2009, 01:51:27 PM »
Because the marketing plan works.  Proof? we're now talking about it on this forum.   :)

Roger that..I wish I could come up with something like that...but then I wouldn't be selling steel pipe to concrete pumping companies would I?
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Re: The KGB is back!!!
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2009, 08:36:03 PM »
I was watching TV last night, and I saw this bizarre commercial with this old man just asking this woman all sorts of insane questions, and she keeps getting them right. This usually turns out to be a netflix commercial, but this time it seemed darker. Finally at the end, all it says is: "Knowledge Generation Bureau". The words fade away, and the letters "KGB" come together in a chevron. I was like "WTF?!?" I researched it, and this seems to be kinda like google but more hands on. But really, who the hell would pick a name like "Knowledge Generation Bureau" and then make it worse by shortening it to KGB IN THEIR COMMERCIAL?!?

http://kgb.com/#

In San Diego 101.5 KGB FM always uses "KGB" in their commercials and a former SD mayor even went to Moscow wearing of the radio station's jackets with their "KGB" logo emblazened on the front. 

Honestly, what is the big deal with using "KGB"?


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Re: The KGB is back!!!
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2009, 09:53:50 PM »
I laughed alittle then forgot till you brought it back into conversation.

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Re: The KGB is back!!!
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2009, 10:11:30 PM »
Because the communists will use the website which drives up the advertising value for cleaning products?
You must be referring to the Yankee Dog Capitalist Communists...

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Re: The KGB is back!!!
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2009, 11:40:53 PM »
Honestly, what is the big deal with using "KGB"?


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Its not the use of it, its the context. A commercial of obscure information that makes two people seem like they are all-knowing geniuses, advertising a company that calls itself the Knowledge Generation Bureau. It sounds like the kind of thing the REAL KGB would do.

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Re: The KGB is back!!!
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2009, 11:50:57 PM »
to me KGB only means one thing, and I don't smoke that stuff anymore.... :uhoh
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« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2009, 02:06:38 AM »
I laughed alittle then forgot till you brought it back into conversation.
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Re: The KGB is back!!!
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2009, 10:08:34 AM »
The KGB never went away. It's now called the FSB, which really isn't as snappy as KGB.

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Re: The KGB is back!!!
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2009, 10:17:59 AM »
You must be referring to the Yankee Dog Capitalist Communists...
No, communists in general.
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Re: The KGB is back!!!
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2009, 11:38:57 AM »
because it will generate talk. just like you're showing here. it will stick in peoples heads. it's free advertisement.

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Re: The KGB is back!!!
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2009, 12:19:11 PM »
Its not the use of it, its the context. A commercial of obscure information that makes two people seem like they are all-knowing geniuses, advertising a company that calls itself the Knowledge Generation Bureau. It sounds like the kind of thing the REAL KGB would do.

Again, what's the big deal?  Like I mentioned earlier about KGB 101.5 FM radio station, they use "KGB" in the same context and have been doing so for close to 30 years.  It's no big deal and you're making a mountain out of a mole hill.


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Re: The KGB is back!!!
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2009, 12:38:20 PM »
Methinks cap needs to read earlier posts  :aok

Also, don't we have enough search engines? :(