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Offline Meatwad

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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2009, 07:22:10 PM »
Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2009, 09:20:23 PM »
haha! you dumb english salamanderZ! eat toejam and die! :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock
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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2009, 09:37:37 PM »
salamanderZ!!!! :rock
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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2009, 12:05:10 AM »
Calm down kid before someone loses an eye!  :devil
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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2009, 12:25:12 AM »
I sharted  :o
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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2009, 11:25:23 AM »
I am not a kid! I will not calm down old man! :rock :rock
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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2009, 11:31:08 AM »
so eat glaze and die!
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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2009, 11:32:06 AM »
and remember... It's better to burp and taste it than fart and waste it!  :rofl :rock :rock
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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #23 on: January 16, 2009, 01:01:56 PM »
Quote from: tbm37323 on January 16, 2009, 11:32:06 AM
and remember... It's better to burp and taste it than fart and waste it!  :rofl :rock :rock

It is better to fart in bed and pull the covers over your wifes head to share it.   :devil
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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #24 on: January 16, 2009, 01:16:58 PM »
Quote from: Octavius on January 15, 2009, 05:10:24 PM
Methane is odorless, so farts only stink due to poop particles (and H2S).  Just a little FYI ;)



If you could expand on that...exactly how do "poop particles", being solids, attach themselves to methane, being a gas?

From a purely scientific intrest, of course.




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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #25 on: January 16, 2009, 01:24:01 PM »
All hail H2S!!
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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #26 on: January 16, 2009, 01:29:42 PM »
Quote from: ROX on January 16, 2009, 01:16:58 PM
If you could expand on that...exactly how do "poop particles", being solids, attach themselves to methane, being a gas?

From a purely scientific intrest, of course.

ROX

Speaking purely of elements anything that is in a state of solid is also in a state of liquid and gas at the same time (much smaller amounts but still). Of course poop is not an element but just the thought alone...

Who would eat in the bathroom anyway?  :huh
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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #27 on: January 16, 2009, 03:51:56 PM »
I know. the smell would ruin my appetite anyway... :rofl
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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #28 on: January 16, 2009, 07:33:29 PM »
Quote from: ROX on January 16, 2009, 01:16:58 PM


If you could expand on that...exactly how do "poop particles", being solids, attach themselves to methane, being a gas?

From a purely scientific intrest, of course.




ROX

Hydrogen Sulfide (H2S), a gas, stinks... think eggs.  Methane is a propellant in this case, and fine particles can easily become airborne... I suppose it's possible to fart dust if that helps the visualization. :)
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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #29 on: January 16, 2009, 08:35:18 PM »
Quote from: Chalenge on January 16, 2009, 01:29:42 PM
Speaking purely of elements anything that is in a state of solid is also in a state of liquid and gas at the same time (much smaller amounts but still). Of course poop is not an element but just the thought alone...
Clearly you have not yet seen the most recent update to the periodic table of the elements.
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