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Offline JAGED

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I Fart In Your General Direction...
« on: January 15, 2009, 04:30:49 PM »
Figures.  Our potential first encounter with E.T.s turns out to be a bunch of fart-knockers...   :cheesy:

Methane discovery could mean life on Mars

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/space/01/15/mars.methane/index.html

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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2009, 04:40:19 PM »
And I was hoping for a certain Monty Python reference................... :(
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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2009, 04:59:19 PM »
Quote from: Meatwad on January 15, 2009, 04:40:19 PM
And I was hoping for a certain Monty Python reference................... :(

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2009, 05:00:36 PM »
Quote from: Treize69 on January 15, 2009, 04:59:19 PM
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

Thats the wrong reference  :cry
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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2009, 05:10:24 PM »
Methane is odorless, so farts only stink due to poop particles (and H2S).  Just a little FYI ;)
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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2009, 05:13:40 PM »
Quote from: Meatwad on January 15, 2009, 05:00:36 PM
Thats the wrong reference  :cry

Poor little guy, would it help if I was to catapult a cow at you over the wall?
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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2009, 05:15:13 PM »
Yes that would make things all better  :)
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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2009, 05:21:22 PM »
Quote from: Octavius on January 15, 2009, 05:10:24 PM
Methane is odorless, so farts only stink due to poop particles (and H2S).  Just a little FYI ;)

Yup, gross as hell when you think of it.  That's why I never eat food in the bathroom, for example.
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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2009, 05:21:54 PM »
Quote from: Meatwad on January 15, 2009, 05:15:13 PM
Yes that would make things all better  :)





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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2009, 05:23:47 PM »
WOOOOOOO

I been cow'd  :aok
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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2009, 05:28:12 PM »
"Weeell al ask 'im but I don think he'll be vury keene..you see he's alreddy got one!"

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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2009, 05:32:08 PM »
I farted so bad it hurt! :rofl
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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2009, 05:51:40 PM »
really! :salute
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Offline Barnes828

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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2009, 07:11:39 PM »
You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.
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Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2009, 07:13:38 PM »
Ah told 'im we already 'ad one!"
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