Wife Ack

[Flifast]

Is it just me or has HiTech cranked up how lethal wife ack can be?  Range is not bad either!  Flifast

[G0ALY]

My spouse graduated from ‘wife-ack’ and took it to the next level…. ‘Wife spawn-camping’.

She now sits on the desk directly in front of the monitor… ensuring my undivided attention. This tour she has more kills than the Knights & Rooks combined.

[SEraider]

Is it just me or has HiTech cranked up how lethal wife ack can be?  Range is not bad either!  Flifast

There are different degrees of wife-ack.

1. Wife on cycle - deadly.
2. Pregnant - pretty deadly.
3. Wife in need of loving - damage control.
4. Wife looking for an excuse to argue - very deadly.
5. Wife can't stand the thought of your happiness.  1 shot kill.
6. Wife looking for an excuse for a divorce and will take 50% of your lifes labor, spousal support, custody of children and retirement thus limiting your time to interact with others.  VOOOOOLCHED (deadliest).

 

I wish you luck my friend.

[waystin2]

Whoa yeah!  I got the verbal dressing down along with my miranda rights last night.  She had me pilot wounded, engine leaking oil, wings leaking fuel, on fire, and I could not shake her aim.  I think I am gonna try an NOE to my computer later tonight when the wife ack is most likely sleeping.  Wish me luck...

[Getback]

My spouse graduated from ‘wife-ack’ and took it to the next level…. ‘Wife spawn-camping’.

She now sits on the desk directly in front of the monitor… ensuring my undivided attention. This tour she has more kills than the Knights & Rooks combined.

 

[BaldEagl]

Flifast

I'm confused.  Is your handle pronounced Fly Fast and in flying fast or is it pronounced Flee Fast as in escaping wife ack?   

[Bizman]

Thank God we have the television! Keeps wife busy until bedtime, and then she falls asleep at once she turns off the light.  

[zuii]

HA! My wife ack (and i love her dearly) has to fire a full 2 state distance!
her accuracy is not that good at that range, i just dont pick up the phone (shhh)

We live in different states.


zuii

[dkff49]

Mine has gotten good enough with her aim that she waits until I am almost ready to shoot down my adversary and then leans in for a kiss and blocks the screen long enough for the evil con to reverse and shoot me down.

This of course is an acceptable price to pay but she still gets a laugh out of it so I let her think it bothers me. Not to mention the fact that the enemy would have reversed and shot me down in most cases anyway.

[Impakt]

I keep my wife under the desk---I find this relaxes and centers me as I fly.

[dkff49]

I keep my wife under the desk---I find this relaxes and centers me as I fly.

Again not that it would not be worth it but this would get me kill me more than all the enemies combined. 

[v1st]

Wife and new baby ack most dangerous thing in game.   Seams like when baby ack pops the wife ack gets louder and more intense.  very very scary
v1st

[phatzo]

I think its the time of year guys, I usually don't get a lot of wife ack but last night I was on the recieving end of some seriously lethal bursts for about 2 hours and I wasn't even on.

[Becinhu]

Some of the worst wife-ack is the "why don't you come out of your cave and spend some time with the family!". When you decide to comply she quickly reverses, ho's you and gets on the computer herself and logging onto cnn or the weather channel or her hometown news paper (which is an entire county in BFE) for 3 or 4 hours. Honestly what the heck is on the weather channels website that can absorb more than 15 seconds of your time?


dropping chaff works sometimes
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[texasmom]