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Offline MaSonZ

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Re: Wife Ack
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2009, 08:43:37 PM »
Quote from: texasmom on January 16, 2009, 07:36:16 PM
  :lol   :aok    :lol
looks like someone is enjoying this...

i dont have wife ack, i get mom ack...and dad ack, and brother ack, and people calling ack...
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Offline TOMCAT21

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Re: Wife Ack
« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2009, 08:52:05 PM »
no wife ack...... only time she bothers me is  to let the dog out...
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Re: Wife Ack
« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2009, 09:42:23 PM »
Some of the worst wife-ack is the "why don't you come out of your cave and spend some time with the family!". When you decide to comply she quickly reverses, ho's you and gets on the computer herself and logging onto cnn or the weather channel or her hometown news paper (which is an entire county in BFE) for 3 or 4 hours. Honestly what the heck is on the weather channels website that can absorb more than 15 seconds of your time?

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Offline TOMCAT21

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Re: Wife Ack
« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2009, 09:44:50 PM »
 lol....lucky for me by a twist of fate, she went  back to school and they gave her a laptop...sweet !!
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Offline Nightshift82

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Re: Wife Ack
« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2009, 10:13:16 PM »
Girlfriend ack can be just as deadly, but sometimes all I need to do is pork her troops and ord.
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Offline Allen Rune

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Re: Wife Ack
« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2009, 10:16:32 PM »
Quote from: Becinhu on January 16, 2009, 04:17:50 PM
Some of the worst wife-ack is the "why don't you come out of your cave and spend some time with the family!". When you decide to comply she quickly reverses, ho's you and gets on the computer herself and logging onto cnn or the weather channel or her hometown news paper (which is an entire county in BFE) for 3 or 4 hours. Honestly what the heck is on the weather channels website that can absorb more than 15 seconds of your time? :furious


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Offline toonces3

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Re: Wife Ack
« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2009, 01:03:13 AM »
As MajIssue would say:

"If you ignore wife ack long enough, it will go away."
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Offline skullman

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Re: Wife Ack
« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2009, 02:43:32 AM »
surefire anti wife ack is divorce-mine wouldnt speak for about 4 days an then said I want a divorce-fine by me an Ill save a ton of money
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Offline AApache

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Re: Wife Ack
« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2009, 08:06:22 AM »
 :devil      The deadly dreaded wife-ack .... don't wanna tangle with that
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Re: Wife Ack
« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2009, 08:51:59 AM »
here is the million dollar question though.

Would you prefer to have wife/gf ack or none at all?
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Re: Wife Ack
« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2009, 09:00:35 AM »
Taught wife ack how to disable mac address / ports on the router to curb kids internet connections when required....

Bad mistake....wife ack figured how how to tell which mac address matches which computer in the "office"...
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Re: Wife Ack
« Reply #26 on: January 17, 2009, 02:30:30 PM »
Best way is to meet wife Ack head on and fly passively until the fight is out of her. This ensures another day of combat and the landing gear still functions.  :P
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Re: Wife Ack
« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2009, 03:20:04 PM »
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Re: Wife Ack
« Reply #28 on: January 17, 2009, 03:51:21 PM »
Quote from: Bruv119 on January 17, 2009, 08:51:59 AM
here is the million dollar question though.

Would you prefer to have wife/gf ack or none at all?

I would rather have a wife/girlfriend than waste my time playing a game. Been divorced for about 5 years. However, since I don't let's play. When my wife left me my spendable income went up exponentially. She had serious issues. I mean issues of the worst kind.
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Re: Wife Ack
« Reply #29 on: January 18, 2009, 09:52:58 AM »
Quote from: Bruv119 on January 17, 2009, 08:51:59 AM
here is the million dollar question though.

Would you prefer to have wife/gf ack or none at all?
Hummmmm......I'm thinking.....
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