The current form book for this P51D matchup would suggest myself as a short favourite.
All kills in Pony D since we both started playing (thanks Spatula 
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Uptown Kills 2206 Deaths 1252 K/D 1.76
Bruv119 Kills 2459 Deaths 171 K/D 14.30
We have to duke this out uptown I can't have people making fun of Her Majesty's subjects when it comes down to P51 flying, I love that plane and if I win you have to fly Spitfires for a whole month. 
In looking at these stats, it's appears that I am in fact the clear underdog. But if one would look at how the #keys are positioned on the keyboard, it is clear to me that your cockney tea tipping typing fingers hit two keys at once resulting in a 14 instead of a 1 as you intended.
Secondly, if the above stats are accurately displayed, a bribery investigation must be conducted at once. For I submit that Spatula was promised tawdry English tarts and Her Majesty's finest light ale for such blantant and downright obscene manipulation of our esteemed stats and scoring page.
Thirdly, I contend the Spatula is in fact a English agent and is involved in a conspiracy to fill the skys of AH2 with Spitfires and other British weapons of war in an effort to dominate AH2 and the world as a whole. This will not stand, as we will fight to the last man to crush the English rebellion and defeat the redcoats once and for all.
