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Offline Tango

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Mental deficiency
« on: January 18, 2009, 11:11:22 AM »
A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms. Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease. 'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?' 'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.' 'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi. Well, you might ask, ' Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'' Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history.'
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Re: Mental deficiency
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2009, 11:14:11 AM »
 :rofl
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Re: Mental deficiency
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2009, 11:28:24 AM »
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Re: Mental deficiency
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2009, 12:35:41 PM »
Funny stuff as far as old joke's go.

Checkout "Dick Cheney vs. Nancy Pelosi: The Blink-Off" on youtube, its a good one to.  :)
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Offline texasmom

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Re: Mental deficiency
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2009, 12:40:11 PM »
LOL  :aok
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Re: Mental deficiency
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2009, 03:07:22 PM »
 :rofl
And this is the kind of people we have making the laws and running our country into the ground  :pray lord help us
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Re: Mental deficiency
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2009, 03:34:03 PM »
 :rofl
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Re: Mental deficiency
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2009, 04:19:06 PM »
 :rofl

What a dingus she is.
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Offline Mickey1992

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Re: Mental deficiency
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2009, 05:15:17 PM »
Funny.  But please tell me you guys don't think that story is true.   :rolleyes:
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Re: Mental deficiency
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2009, 05:54:54 PM »
Quote from: Mickey1992 on January 18, 2009, 05:15:17 PM
Funny.  But please tell me you guys don't think that story is true.   :rolleyes:

It's a joke.....


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Re: Mental deficiency
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2009, 08:07:45 PM »
Quote from: Mickey1992 on January 18, 2009, 05:15:17 PM
Funny.  But please tell me you guys don't think that story is true.   :rolleyes:

After hearing her talk, most people would probably think she could have said it.
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Offline Enker

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Re: Mental deficiency
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2009, 09:59:56 PM »
Quote from: Tango on January 18, 2009, 11:11:22 AM
A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms. Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease. 'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?' 'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.' 'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi. Well, you might ask, ' Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'' Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history.'
I'm gonna take a shot in the dark here, but it was the third trip, correct?
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Offline DJ111

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Re: Mental deficiency
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2009, 10:09:32 PM »
It was the 2nd trip...

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Offline Meatwad

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Re: Mental deficiency
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2009, 10:15:12 PM »
Captain Cook was a zombie on the 3rd voyage


He was searching for brains....................... .............
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Offline Anaxogoras

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Re: Mental deficiency
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2009, 09:14:05 AM »
Picasso dies and arrives at the pearly gates.  St. Peter is there, and he tells Picasso "before I can admit you to heaven, I need to verify your identity.  Can you prove that you're really Picasso?"  Picasso asks for a canvas and paint and quickly creates a bizarre scene for St. Peter who says, "you really are Picasso!" and lets him into heaven.
Einstein dies and the same routine happens.  He asks for a chalkboard and chalk and posthumously unifies general relativity and quantum mechanics for St. Peter, who says "you really are Einstein!" and lets him into heaven.
Then, George W. Bush dies and arrives at the pearly gates.  St. Peter asks him to prove his identity, and Bush answers "Why should I have to do that?  I was the president of the United States!"
St. Peter sighs and tries to explain, "Look George, Picasso proved he was Picasso, and Einstein proved he was Einstein.  Can't you please cooperate?"
Bush blinks, scowls and says: "Who's Picasso and who's Einstein?"
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