I started out as
 texasmom, but changed it when it seemed like such a long thing to say if someone was talking to me.  
So I switched it to
 TMom, which is much shorter to have to speak. 

Then I decided I was 
DONE with AH, and 
quit FOR GOOD!!!!!About two weeks later I started another account: 
txmomSince the new name change policy, which allows you to switch every 30 days, I gave 
GhngsMom (GhengisMom) a run, but switched back after the 30 days, since I think nobody even got it, which defeated the whole purpose of having a completely mean name.
Next will be Momzilla (for probably only 30 days also).
After that maybe lazyeye (It sounds much meaner than any Mom-variation).
I would love to have "wrong-way-Christi," but sadly, it's too long. (no, my name isn't Christi... but there's a funny story behind it which I won't bore you with).