Once I got marchalled on the UPS ramp by a chick. After shutting off, I open the cockpit door and she stands at the bottom of the steps. As I walk down to say "hi", she smiles and say "I really like pizza"...

... then looks at me with frighten eyes, rotates and walks away with a fast pace.
I don't care about the content of your post, but this "what the hell / out of the blue" feeling is what made me laught.