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Offline Meatwad

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Castle Clout
« on: January 22, 2009, 05:35:11 PM »
Found this game today

Its strangely interesting..........


cant................stop..... ....................


http://www.heavygames.com/castleclout/playgame.asp
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Re: Castle Clout
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2009, 07:00:17 PM »
Found this game today

Its strangely interesting..........


cant................stop..... ....................


http://www.heavygames.com/castleclout/playgame.asp


 :rofl :rofl :rofl i have been playing that all week, i cant get away from it  :lol


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Re: Castle Clout
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2009, 07:50:56 PM »
If you look at the high score someone hacked it 2 days ago and gave themselves 1.6 billion points.  This reminds me of Kitty Cannon.
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Re: Castle Clout
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2009, 10:22:23 PM »
Addictive game, haven't been playing it long but so far my best was level 7 and about 22,000 pts.
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Re: Castle Clout
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2009, 11:47:04 PM »
I'm a little bugged by the physics and the way the shot stops dead the instant it hits the ground, or strikes a spent round.
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Re: Castle Clout
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2009, 01:52:30 AM »
Made it to the end, only had about 28,000pts, wish it would have just kept going.
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Re: Castle Clout
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2009, 11:09:33 AM »
did anyone get to the bonus level yet?  :D
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Re: Castle Clout
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2009, 12:25:16 PM »
did anyone get to the bonus level yet?  :D
Yeah that was cool.
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Re: Castle Clout
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2009, 12:57:42 PM »
CRAP!!!

What is the optimum angle to release the projectiles?

I just spent TOO MUCH work time srewing around on that.
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Re: Castle Clout
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2009, 01:09:14 PM »
CRAP!!!

What is the optimum angle to release the projectiles?
It takes awhile to get it down.
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Re: Castle Clout
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2009, 02:11:59 PM »
Yeah I noticed that. Unfortunately I have work to get done instead of banging away at some stick like castle; even though I would rather toss stuff at the castle.
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Re: Castle Clout
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2009, 05:46:22 PM »
f that game, I can't get past level 4
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Re: Castle Clout
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2009, 05:48:22 PM »
I can't get past 7. Levels 5 and 6 are REALLY easy. One hit will knock the whole thing down.
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Re: Castle Clout
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2009, 06:07:26 PM »
I can't get past 7. Levels 5 and 6 are REALLY easy. One hit will knock the whole thing down.
I think after Level 7 theres 2 more, but it gets weird, it will say it's like level 2 or something, probably a glitch, then you get to the bonus level.
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Re: Castle Clout
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2009, 06:09:02 PM »
I found a cheat.

If you click "Reset" before firing your last round, you restart the game from Level 1, but with all your current upgrades. That way if you're about to lose, just restart and start again with better weapons. :D
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