If you could adopt one player....

[TwentyFo]

who would it be and what would you teach them?

I would like to adopt SunsFan. I would teach him that the Lakers own the Suns.

 

[Getback]

I only know who I would put up for adoption.

[avionix]

I only know who I would put up for adoption.

You would have to pay someone to take that person.   

[BlauK]

I'd adopt Mr. Skuzzmeister for the duration of the Finnish AH Spring Meet and teach him how to bathe in real Sauna 

[TwentyFo]

I'd adopt Mr. Skuzzmeister for the duration of the Finnish AH Spring Meet and teach him how to bathe in real Sauna 

 

[Rich46yo]

First I would adopt you. Second I'd put you up for euthanasia.

And I'd keep at it. Until the trailer parks were void of Internet trolls.

[TwentyFo]

First I would adopt you. Second I'd put you up for euthanasia.

And I'd keep at it. Until the trailer parks were void of Internet trolls.

So you would be like Abraham (you know from teh Bible)?

But then god would speak to you in the form of Man-Bear-Pig. The creature would have the intentions of telling you not to kill me. Unfortunately, he would never get that message because Al Gore would assassinate him.

[Rich46yo]

Oh I wouldnt kill you. Thats against the Law, both mans and Gods. I would put you up for a mercy drubbing, but its the Doctors who would decide.

My guess is they would put you in your natural habitat, yaknow Carharts and cheap linoleum, give you a cheap Dell, some warm Budweiser, and study you for awhiles. Doctors love to study.

[TwentyFo]

Oh I wouldnt kill you. Thats against the Law, both mans and Gods. I would put you up for a mercy drubbing, but its the Doctors who would decide.

My guess is they would put you in your natural habitat, yaknow Carharts and cheap linoleum, give you a cheap Dell, some warm Budweiser, and study you for awhiles. Doctors love to study.

Would you make sure that I was buried in a casket that would be Jonas Brother Themed? And would you also make sure that I have a Girl Talk Album and all the seasons of "The Hills"?

[texasmom]

I'd adopt 24, and teach him about real music... not that crappy Jonas Brs. stuff. 

[Denholm]

Oh I wouldnt kill you. Thats against the Law, both mans and Gods...

You mean murder. If it were illegal to kill, we wouldn't be in a war nor would you be eating hot dogs at the local ball-parks.

[CAVPFCDD]

I'd adopt 24, and teach him about real music... not that crappy Jonas Brs. stuff. 

i would do the same, and teach him what his avatar means

[Rich46yo]

I'd adopt 24, and teach him about real music... not that crappy Jonas Brs. stuff. 

Yep, Country/Western. Thats "real music" with actual lyrics that make sense and instruments that take skill. Thats what two-foe needs. If we can get him away from Girl Talk he might start talking and acting normal. Or normal'er.

Its Girl Talk thats ruining you dude.

[Motherland]

I would adopt 24 and give him more computers so he can troll moar.

[Denholm]

He only has two hands.