Army of Muppets

[Scotch]

We're still accepting applications!
For a nominal fee paid via paypal, your application may be considered for your invitation to fly amongst the greatest pilots ever! Please feel free to private message me for more details including where you can send your application and application fees.

[Delirium]

We're still accepting applications!
For a nominal fee paid via paypal

So, how much will you pay me?

I'm not sure my CO of the 'place-markers' would accept my leaving anyway, he is a real d**k. 

[doleboy]

I'd love to join Scotch but i don't get much pocket money, £3 per week  Of which i could probably save £1.50, hope it's enough  I've always admired the Muppets. In game you sound like such a fun squad  .

I don't know how to use paypal, Will my Grandma's credit card number do? Or i could send a check to HTC if you prefer.

PM sent 

[bongaroo]

We're still accepting applications!
For a nominal fee paid via paypal

I'll consider it for $14.99 ... you'll just need to send it each month until I'm sure the muppets can handle me



::edit:: lame, Del beat me to it.

[Bruv119]

I'd love to join Scotch but i don't get much pocket money, £3 per week  Of which i could probably save £1.50, hope it's enough  I've always admired the Muppets. In game you sound like such a fun squad  .

I don't know how to use paypal, Will my Grandma's credit card number do? Or i could send a check to HTC if you prefer.

PM sent 

I see how it is,  Doleboy 

[Tr0jan]

I'd love to join Scotch but i don't get much pocket money, £3 per week  Of which i could probably save £1.50, hope it's enough  I've always admired the Muppets. In game you sound like such a fun squad  .

I don't know how to use paypal, Will my Grandma's credit card number do? Or i could send a check to HTC if you prefer.

PM sent 

 You cant be serious 

[crazyivan]

[1pLUs44]

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"Brought to you by the letters "XXX" and the number "69"

[Babalonian]

We're still accepting applications!
For a nominal fee paid via paypal, your application may be considered for your invitation to fly amongst the greatest pilots ever! Please feel free to private message me for more details including where you can send your application and application fees.

You want me to pay and then have to put up with Steve regularly?....   

[Tordon22]

I hear you get to sign the contract with crayon! Was almost enough to persuade me anyway .


-Zap

[FLOTSOM]

for any of you unsure about submitting an application to become a member of the Army of Muppets (A.o.M.), stop your worrying!

we here at Muppet Intelligence Agency (M.I.A.) are professionals and would never ever consider posting your most personal and private information on this BBS. we would never gather around the round stage here at Muppet Central (M.C.) and laugh or poke fun at your deepest and darkest secrets (divulgence of all said secrets upon your application being required before any consideration) nor would we Muppets (M.) never consider using this divulged information in any extortionate or immoral manner.

furthermore and probably the most important and valued aspect of becoming a Muppet is that we have strawberry flavored windex, inflatable hockey helmets and cookies!

C is for Cookie and thats good enough for Me!!!!!!!!

[stodd]

Now you have to pay to listen to bipolar?

[FLOTSOM]

Now you have to pay to listen to bipolar?

for a small additional monthly donation you get the secret BP squelching code! its worth every penny!

[newz]

for a small additional monthly donation you get the secret BP squelching code! its worth every penny!

LMFAO!

[Larry]

I'd love to join Scotch but i don't get much pocket money, £3 per week 

Isnt that like $200 these days?