Just the other day I was flying along minding my own business when an over powering smell of alcohol hit me, I was stunned for a moment not sure what was causing it. I look back to see SkyRock coming down on me in an f4u.
Here is how I presumed I looked-  ... 

(minding my own business).. 

(what is that smell?)... 

(OH CRAP F4U ON ME!)... 

(hey! I may actually win) 

(boom im dead)
(walks away crying) Bunch of drunks...