OMG, you just gave me a horrible flashback. Last summer I was at a downtown watering hole getting tanked. I'm in the mens room rocking a piss when I hear someone else say "WHAT THE F### ARE YOU DOING MAN" and start laughing hysterically. I look over into the corner of the restroom and there's this really drunk older dude who already has his shirt and shoes off and his pants around his ankles. All he has left on is that exact, well whatever the hell that thing is, and he's got his frank hanging out one side, and beans out the other. Me and the other not crazy guy in the bathroom look at each other like deer in the headlights, and burst out the door laughing while this drunk bastard mumbles something incoherently.
I had managed to get so drunk that night as to put the whole thing out of my head, until know. Dano you bastage.
