Walking the dog

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A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?'   Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.'   'What's that mean?' asked the child.

'Go ask your father.   I think he's in the garage.'

The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block?   I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.
 
' Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.  ' He took a rag, soaked it in the gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.'

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.  Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'

 


The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.'

[Curlew]

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I've got a joke that has to do with animals,

This takes place in the 1800's, a guy's riding his horse through the country side when a group of Native Americans comes up to him and say, white man you must die for all the sins your kind have done to my people, but first we will smoke a pipe, so the guy whispers something into the horse's ear and it runs off, they go into the teepee and they smoke the pipe, after they come out the horse has returned, but now has a beautiful blond on it's back, the man asked the chief if he could have sex with her before they kill him, so the chief agrees and the man goes to get the blond off the horse and again whispers in it's ear and it runs off, he takes the girl into the teepee and has sex, when he comes back out the horse has again returned but this time has a beautiful red head on it's back, so again he asks if he can have sex with her before he dies, the chief agrees, he goes to get her off the horse, and again he whispers in it's ear, he say to the horse, "Listen you deaf M/F'er, I said posse, posse".