Nothing wrong with what this kid wishes. If it wasn't for ideas like this we wouldn't have such classics as AW's "Moe's Corner" or Scavangers wonderfully funny "I go diving down" or CorkyJr's "Tokyo ROX radio broadcasts".
Instead of jumping down this kid's throat for being a kid, encourage him instead. I'd rather have a kid like this playing AH than some squeaker like zoozoo or vanscrew.
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