Author Topic: Bribes  (Read 316 times)

Offline Vruth

  • Copper Member
  • **
  • Posts: 275
Bribes
« on: October 14, 2001, 11:17:00 AM »
Anyone know any good bribes to give an ex-wife who ummm... may be holding a computer hostage?  

Just curious    :rolleyes:

V.

[ 10-14-2001: Message edited by: Vruth ]

Offline Midnight

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1809
      • http://www.brauncomustangs.org
Bribes
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2001, 12:38:00 PM »
This belongs in the O'Club, but here goes

1. Tell her that if she wants an electric/electonric gizmo, you will give her one that a woman might actually use, comes in various colors and even looks cute  :rolleyes:

Not the first thought you sickos : An apple computer.

2. Tell her she can take a once used 230 grain .45 XTP bullet in trade.

3. Tell her the computer has a virus and she shold not touch it to avoid getting the virus herself. Tell here you will send over a HazMat team to pick it up.

Good Luck  :D