This belongs in the O'Club, but here goes
1. Tell her that if she wants an electric/electonric gizmo, you will give her one that a woman might actually use, comes in various colors and even looks cute

Not the first thought you sickos : An apple computer.
2. Tell her she can take a once used 230 grain .45 XTP bullet in trade.
3. Tell her the computer has a virus and she shold not touch it to avoid getting the virus herself. Tell here you will send over a HazMat team to pick it up.
Good Luck
