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[Penguin]

I'm sorry if my vocal chords aren't to your liking, but you'll just have to deal with my squeaky little voice on the radio.  It seems to me that the more experienced you guys get, the meaner you are.  I mean, look at Ghosth, when I used my tail gun on a D3A1 in the TA which he told me to fly;  he said:

"I don't train people who play games"

Gosh, if you can't take the happy voices of the spawn of this nation then go offline, JEEZ.  We can't help it! We're just kids!  Can't you wait 1 or 2 years?

[Enker]

I'm sorry if my vocal chords aren't to your liking, but you'll just have to deal with my squeaky little voice on the radio.  It seems to me that the more experienced you guys get, the meaner you are.  I mean, look at Ghosth, when I used my tail gun on a D3A1 in the TA which he told me to fly;  he said:

"I don't train people who play games"

Gosh, if you can't take the happy voices of the spawn of this nation then go offline, JEEZ.  We can't help it! We're just kids!  Can't you wait 1 or 2 years?

See though, the tail gun is worthless. You would do better listening to him and learning basic ACM.

[moot]

Penguin, the official trainers are overbooked.

[Murdr]

Hi-grav orb - causes nearby enemies to fly into the ground.
Precision rockets - ability to destroy a plane on the ground from thousands of yards away.  Wait, nvrmind, I have that one already.
Bass pro - ability to use the flopping fish defense.
Wool over your eyes - deploys a flock of sheep to mask your vehicle from enemies.

[moot]

Bass pro shockwave - When you boogie, everyone within icon range boogies in sync.

[Murdr]

Silat - counter-measure to "Wool over your eyes" 

[chewiex]

LOL, apply CoD perks to AH?  Worst wish EVARRRR!!!!!!

Thought that list looked familiar. Think it would make the game too ...gamey?.?. 

Hi-grav orb - causes nearby enemies to fly into the ground.
Precision rockets - ability to destroy a plane on the ground from thousands of yards away.  Wait, nvrmind, I have that one already.
Bass pro - ability to use the flopping fish defense.
Wool over your eyes - deploys a flock of sheep to mask your vehicle from enemies.

  shhh, flock o' sheep is abound...where's the Tiger? Where's the freakin' Tiger?

[Kazaa]

Epic topic is epic, Xbox generation be taking over meh gamez!

[Bruv119]

I'm sorry if my vocal chords aren't to your liking, but you'll just have to deal with my squeaky little voice on the radio.  It seems to me that the more experienced you guys get, the meaner you are.  I mean, look at Ghosth, when I used my tail gun on a D3A1 in the TA which he told me to fly;  he said:

"I don't train people who play games"

Gosh, if you can't take the happy voices of the spawn of this nation then go offline, JEEZ.  We can't help it! We're just kids!  Can't you wait 1 or 2 years?

 

its nearly summertime penguin,  don't worry you'll have some more of your ilk swamping the arenas for backup.

[Boozeman]

Jeep 'n Sheep - when in a jeep, you can take control over nearby sheep and let them attack enemy GVs. 

[StokesAk]

PT boat extraordinaire - Your PT boat can fly like a D3A.
Medusa - Any player that aims for a HO spontaneously turns into a C47.
Master of disguise - You can change your enemy icon at will.
Holy Retribution - If vulched three times in a row, your bullets are heat seeking.

[Penguin]

BBQ Killer: Plant C4 on sheep, if enemy vehicles come near, KABOOM!

MOM (Miles of Mutton): Sheep cover base when dropped from a C-47 in a pod

Forest Farter: Spawn with lighter in hand, light trees with farts, instant kill, every time

[vonKrimm]

Asyncronous Phizycks:  I climb & gain E, I dive & lose E.  Turning neither increases or decreases E state.

Wave Motion Gun:  Any plane I fly that has a centerline cannon is replaced by a WMG.

Zero point Energy:  My plane is powered by ZPE device, I don't need fuel.

 

[Belial]

Its a valid wish he did SAY he meant in the DA.

[phatzo]

Acid- puts L.S.D. in the water supply of enemy base and any one who ups from there has kaleidescopic vision and laughs at silly things.