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Offline sluggish

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It must suck being the Walmart greeter...
« on: March 04, 2009, 07:04:43 PM »
Remember when you went to wallyworld and the old dude welcomed you on the way in and wished you a pleasant day on your way out?  Then they put in those "self check-out" thingys and people started stealing more stuff so they made the greeter into a security guard.  This guy who used to give me a smile and send me on my way now wants to look at my receipt and looks at me like a cop would.  Do you think they gave him a raise?

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Re: It must suck being the Walmart greeter...
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2009, 07:06:25 PM »
Your Walmart has self checkout?

Sort of surprises me, we have Krogers and Home Depot, but Walmart? We have one of the highest profiting Walmarts in the country I read.
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Re: It must suck being the Walmart greeter...
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2009, 07:09:27 PM »
Your Walmart has self checkout?

Sort of surprises me, we have Krogers and Home Depot, but Walmart? We have one of the highest profiting Walmarts in the country I read.
Most do nowadays.
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Re: It must suck being the Walmart greeter...
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2009, 07:31:12 PM »
Yep, all of the Walmarts in my area have U-scan.

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Re: It must suck being the Walmart greeter...
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2009, 11:57:32 PM »
The walmart greeter here is scary

Looks like the sloth from Goonies with a lazy eye. I guess he can watch two people at once though
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Re: It must suck being the Walmart greeter...
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2009, 07:10:29 AM »
lol

watch what you say .. you may be wishing for that greeter job when you are his age ...

or get used to saying "paper or plastic?"

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Re: It must suck being the Walmart greeter...
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2009, 07:23:12 AM »
We still have the nice people, most I see are wearing pearl harbor hats, always try to shake their hand.
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Re: It must suck being the Walmart greeter...
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2009, 07:59:37 AM »
lol

watch what you say .. you may be wishing for that greeter job when you are his age ...

or get used to saying "paper or plastic?"

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Well, if I hired on as door security that's one thing but If I hired on to greet customers and then a few years later they changed the job description to include door security I'd be POed and expect a raise.  I myself have given the poor guy grief when I'm in a hurry and he wants to look at my receipt.  The heightened exchange of animosity alone is worth a rise in monetary compensation let alone the added responsibility.

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Re: It must suck being the Walmart greeter...
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2009, 08:20:51 AM »
I really dont think pops or the handicap greeters are gonna chase anyone.They just peek at the reciept.Ours are really nice.Yes I go there too much.Our town has shoplifters stand where you drive onto the property holding a sign saying I am a thief and stole from this store.I think this was a great idea.
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Re: It must suck being the Walmart greeter...
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2009, 08:25:15 AM »
The greeters at the local Consortium of Evil Store (aka "WalMart") that I go to don't ever check my receipt, even though we have the self checkouts. I dunno if its laziness or the fact that I'm in uniform and carrying a weapon though...
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Re: It must suck being the Walmart greeter...
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2009, 08:27:37 AM »
The greeters at the local Consortium of Evil Store (aka "WalMart") that I go to don't ever check my receipt, even though we have the self checkouts. I dunno if its laziness or the fact that I'm in uniform and carrying a weapon though...

So they employ profiling...

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Re: It must suck being the Walmart greeter...
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2009, 08:34:12 AM »
Probably, everyone else does. Its human nature.
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Re: It must suck being the Walmart greeter...
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2009, 10:37:18 AM »
Probably, everyone else does. Its human nature.
Absolutely. The alternative would be to ignore all of your hard-earned life experience (and in your case, your on-the-job experience as well). Which is just plain stupid, don't you think? :rolleyes:

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Re: It must suck being the Walmart greeter...
« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2009, 08:21:04 AM »
Pretty much the only time they check your receipt is when you purchase something large or not in a bag.  When I was working for wallyworld the door greeters were at pay grade 1 with the cart pushers.  Lowest pay in the store.
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Re: It must suck being the Walmart greeter...
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2009, 12:04:04 PM »
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