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Offline mechanic

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holes, they feel strange.
« on: March 07, 2009, 12:42:21 AM »
 I've broken bones before... and many other stupid hobbies. The feeling of it is strange. It's not like the pain when you slice skin or hit your thumb with a hammer. It's a nausiating sensation that something on your body has gone very wrong and the brain is not quite sure how well this patch up job is going to turn out yet.

 Today whilst exploring new places in Darwin's back garden I decided to duck under a waist height wooden beam in my house at some speed, I presume for the same reason the chicken crossed the road. While this didnt seem like a bad descision when I made it, turned out that the metal bracket with a fixing that is shaped like a flat head screw driver which i have always managed to avoid before actualy this time caught me between the vertical back muscle and spine. made a 1 inch hole through the skin and thin layer of muscle that cover the rib sockets type area. It was not too sharp but the speed and angle has actualy punctured me to the inside bits!

 After rolling around and spasming on the floor for 60 seconds I started on the walking around and laughing at my stupidty whilst cursing and breathing heavily in and out trying not to pay attention to the last 3 minutes as much as possible. When that was all finished i washed the wound with almost boiling water, made an evil mixture of finely ground salt and tea tree oil and slapped it on what was probably a bit of rib. dressed it and taped round my whole abdomen.

It looks like nothing, but when i move my back it opens. Going to have to get it single stitched in the morning i think.  Anyhow, if you're still reading and not laughing at me too much The thing i wanted to share was how strange a sensation it is to have you skin and muscle fat and flesh layers all breached in a delicate part of the body. So little pain, such a feeling of ..of...it just feels wrong. Anyone ever felt that feeling from an injury? Something so small, imagine being lightly stabbed by a blunt screw driver, but it feels sooooo wrong! The blood hardly even gave a valid effort. Dark thick blood started to clot in the wound within minutes, before i even dressed it. The body is such an amazing thing, i wish i could learn more about the subject of regenration and mental sensations without having to injure myself much more.

I could post a picture if anyone needs, or even just wants to go that far.

« Last Edit: March 07, 2009, 12:55:15 AM by mechanic »
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Re: holes, they feel strange.
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2009, 12:49:12 AM »
ouch! and double ouch!

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« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2009, 01:03:19 AM »
Are you current on your tetanus shot?  If not, it's a good time.



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Re: holes, they feel strange.
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2009, 01:11:27 AM »
I went to Mexico a few years back and got jabbed up for that with an all in one shot, im not sure actualy what was in it. I counting on the fact that it was a reasonable clean part of the house and the bracket was stainless steel without a hint of decay. Is that foolish?
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« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2009, 01:24:40 AM »
I WANNA SEE PICS NOW NOW NOW :rock :rock :rock
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« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2009, 01:41:28 AM »
lol, im making a little compilation now, hold fire 2 minutes.


ok here is my hole! The torn skin that looks like a hole is not infact is the jagged bit leading into the small puncture wound which is already covered by scab and a flap of the skin. The blue is the light in first two pics from my tacky webcam not some hideous blood poisoning. the last picture started gentle oozing blood out the hole  :uhoh





on the whole it is a very disapointing wound. Gushing blood and screaming children, maybe the odd burning house dotted about.. would have seemed more apropriate for the ammount of discomfort it caused.

« Last Edit: March 07, 2009, 01:59:19 AM by mechanic »
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« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2009, 01:56:44 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2009, 02:11:14 AM »
yeah thankfully i am part vampire which makes me ok with blood, but it does make my mind cloud over and my already dark eyes turn completely black all over!




I knew what to do though. I grilled myself this bowl of perfectly crispy bacon and everything, including the hole, felt much better.


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« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2009, 02:29:42 AM »
yeah thankfully i am part vampire which makes me ok with blood, but it does make my mind cloud over and my already dark eyes turn completely black all over!

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I knew what to do though. I grilled myself this bowl of perfectly crispy bacon and everything, including the hole, felt much better.

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What are you trying to say with the bacon batty, HUH HUH HUH, i make your mossy squueeeeeeeeeel if you ever post something like that again :D
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« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2009, 02:45:52 AM »
 :rofl

no pun intended! thats actualy a pic of bacon in my room that i just ate.
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« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2009, 03:41:33 AM »
ouch!  :uhoh













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« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2009, 04:32:49 AM »
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« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2009, 05:01:05 AM »
Yeah, holes really suck.  I somewhat recently had a golf-ball sized hole/gash in my right wrist and a 3/4" deep nail-wound in the left wrist from a broken window.  If you don't like blood, don't read any further, and respect single-pane windows:

Last September I had a bad experience with a weak window in my apartment (was cracked).  I went through it wrist deep like nothing.  As the window collapsed my left wrist took a nail-like shard that fell vertically down and into the top of my wrist about 3/4 an inch deep, but only 1/3 inch long, it nailed a semi-good sized artery and it ended up squirting a good 2-feet and onto my face when the shard fell out.  I applied immediate pressure with my right hand.  I was still bleeding quite a bit, and unknown to me at the moment was my right wrist took a gash on the bottom of it that left a gash you could fit a gold ball into.  My tendons took the brunt on the right hand (I didn't go through the window with much force at all (I wasn't intending to break it at all or in any way) and my tendons stopped any critical veins/arteries getting hit in my right hand but unfortunately didn't prevent any damage to my right-hand palm nerves, in particular that meaty chunk below your thumb, though I have started feeling numb pain in it again recently, a sign of the nerves coming back slowly), it had the most damage but was bleeding the least of my two hands).  I was testing the window if it was locked, my neighbor had recently been moving and had hit it hard recently with some furniture, when i tested the window for if it was secured my hands barely slipped through the window as it collapsed, but that stuff is SHARP.  The same neighbor and his gal came to the rescue, he helped me hold pressure and tourniquet while she called 911.  I was bleeding pretty bad and needed to tourniquet my left wrist.  It wasn't til I unquieted it with my neighbor did he point out my right wrist's injury.  Nothing like seeing the inside center of your wrist  ( :rolleyes: ), it was 1/2 inch deep and clean cut towards the center and as it went towards the outer side and under my thumb the cut got messy and shallow as it hit tendons.  

The ambulance rushed me right in, didn't bother to remove any of the tourniquets or clothing I was holding pressure with since they saw the amount of blood loss and knew it was keeping me conscious, they just grabbed gauze and helped me hold pressure on the wrist i wasn't holding.  I was really white by the time I got to the hospital and thy started IVs immediately and gave me a tetanus shot also.  I told them about the bleeding on my left hand from such a small but deep wound, but in the time since the injury and the time the doc removed my tourniquet and i removed my right hand holding pressure on my left, the artery had sealed itself and the nurse cleaned it and used this medical Superglue to fill and seal the nail wound.  My right wrist that luckily escaped with only some sensation-nerve damage to the palm took a total 16 stitches and over an hour for the doctor to stitch.  Almost three hours and 2.5 bags of IV fluid into my ER visit the nurse finally asked me if I would like something for the pain.  The nurse returned with a smirk on his face as he explained the doc told him to give me a max dose of morphine for my body weight/height ratio (6'4", 280 lbs, hadn't had a thing to eat the entire day  :cool:  the nurse was my "friend").  The ER was full and busy, so as soon as I stopped taking down the IVs so quickly and was nice n stable in my vitals for 5 hours they released me.

My neighbor ruled when I returned home, he cleaned up the broken glass (secured my window and made it safe for my cat) and cleaned up the blood that was everywhere so my wife at the time didn't have to even see that awful mess.  I promptly bought him a 12-pack of his favorite beer.  Early the next morning my landlord had the window replaced and all in all the medical insurance came through but I still owe 4-grand for the whole ordeal as my share.
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« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2009, 08:12:40 AM »
Lol sorry to hear you got nailed by your own house Buttfink, but  :lol

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Re: holes, they feel strange.
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2009, 08:24:54 AM »
after looking at those pics of your backside, all I can say is DUDE GET A TAN!! some kind of sun, ya look like a ghost :O
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