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Offline rabbidrabbit

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Sham- Poww!
« on: March 27, 2009, 07:00:17 PM »
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

Poor bugger.. He could have bought a lot of those towels for 1k.

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Re: Sham- Poww!
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2009, 07:03:16 PM »
Self defense all the way.

I bet he get's his towels for free.


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Re: Sham- Poww!
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2009, 07:49:26 PM »
(Sham)Wow, I had no idea he was 44.
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Re: Sham- Poww!
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2009, 07:54:00 PM »
(Sham)Wow, I had no idea he was 44.

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Re: Sham- Poww!
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2009, 11:14:20 PM »
This one doesn't surprise me one bit...sort of like the Dell kid getting busted for pot.
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Re: Sham- Poww!
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2009, 12:18:10 AM »
 He was kissing a hooker? 

 I bet Billy Mayes is behind this.

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Re: Sham- Poww!
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2009, 02:03:38 AM »
Whoever does that sweetheart bags makeup for the infomercials is a magician.
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Re: Sham- Poww!
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2009, 02:07:06 AM »
Yeah they don't even look a like
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Re: Sham- Poww!
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2009, 08:13:45 AM »
hahaha did she love his nuts?

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Re: Sham- Poww!
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2009, 11:47:22 AM »
There's actually a show coming on Discovery channel with these guys, like Billy Mayes called Pitchmen.  I kinda doubt you'll see Vince on it now though.
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Re: Sham- Poww!
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2009, 11:58:52 AM »
Are ya following me camera guy???




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Re: Sham- Poww!
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2009, 04:02:09 PM »
next time you see the shamwow comercial (maybe on youtube) slow it down if you can.
The part where he pours cola on the carpet, he lifts it up to show you how it soaked thru, the next scene if you look closely the table is DRY!
Now I'm not saying it doesnt work I dont have one. I'm just saying the commercial has been doctored.
I have seen other shows where they compared shamwow to zorbeen (G4 IIRC) and it does better than zorbees and it does soak up alot out of carpets I just dont think it will suck up everything like in the commercial.

Just an observation, carry on
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Re: Sham- Poww!
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2009, 11:34:48 PM »
Vince, did she like your nuts?   
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Re: Sham- Poww!
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2009, 02:53:48 AM »
I hope she damaged his tongue badly enough that I don't ever have to hear his voice again. I'd much rather hear Billy than this jackpot.
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Re: Sham- Poww!
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2009, 03:12:22 AM »
Vince, did she like your nuts?   


his nuts


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