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Offline rkanjl

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Dear Hermann Goering
« on: March 30, 2009, 08:57:17 AM »
Reichsmarschall Herman Goering
Berlin, Germany

Dear Hermann Goering,
     The other day I was involved in an incident with one of your pilots that I am sure you will agree with me deserves some manner of disciplinary action.
     I awoke to a most incredible morning and after breakfast my squadies and I thought it would be great fun to come over the Channel and perhaps mix it up a bit with your chaps before meeting back at the Aerodrome for afternoon tea.
     As I climbed into my Spitfire, the other laddies in their Hurricanes,F4U's and Tempests (sorry, we're gay that way) I was awash with emotion and excitement.  Soon the horizon was filled with a swarm of planes in what could only be described as abject chaos, a furball if you will.
     As I started my merge, to my horror and dismay, an absolute brute of a Bosch in a four cannoned FW190 HO'ed me sending me into the English Channel.  That, Sir, is just not cricket!  This is NOT the way to run a civilized war, I was so upset I couldn't partake of tea and have not slept a wink all night. 
     I should hope that you will see to it that the pilot involved is berated promptly as I would hate to have to go over your head and take this up with Chancellor Hitler.  I appreciate your help in this matter.
     Salute and "Cheerio",
     Sir Charles Pantywaist
     No. 19 Squadron
     "The Whining Pieholes"

DISCLAIMER:  The author in no way intends to imply that anyone who flies in any type of aircraft is in anyway "gay" or otherwise sexually orientated and only added this for effect and humor in what can only be described as sarcastic humor and so therefor apologizes for any who take offense. The author further apologizes for the derogatory use of the term "Bosch" and intends no malice towards anyone of German ancestry.

     
     

   
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Offline ImADot

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Re: Dear Hermann Goering
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2009, 09:01:38 AM »
We would like to apologize for the previous apology.  That announcer has been sacked.

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Re: Dear Hermann Goering
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2009, 09:14:35 AM »
heheh I would like to see Goerings response <G>

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Offline frank3

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Re: Dear Hermann Goering
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2009, 09:30:16 AM »
Hehe good read

I can only imagine Hermann's reply; 'the HO takes 2!' :D
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Offline allaire

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Re: Dear Hermann Goering
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2009, 09:31:18 AM »
Sir Charles Pantywaist
No. 19 Squadron

Sir Chuck,
     I have investigated the incident in question.  After due diligence and consideration I forward this conclusion.  Tough Nuggets.  You are only mad for the reason that you didn't get a chance to HO first.
     The pilot in question has been congratulated and awarded for his brave use of tactics.  Also he wishes for you to know that he thanks you for the kill as he is now an Ace.

Richsmarschall Herman Goering
Berlin, Germany
Head of the Luftwaffe
Neener, Neener, Neener!
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Offline rkanjl

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Re: Dear Hermann Goering
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2009, 09:39:08 AM »
Thanks for the "BRILLIANT" reply Allaire,  I thought it was hysterical, especially love the "neener, neener, neener"! Salute.
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Re: Dear Hermann Goering
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2009, 09:42:47 AM »
Quote from: allaire on March 30, 2009, 09:31:18 AM
Sir Charles Pantywaist
No. 19 Squadron

Sir Chuck,
     I have investigated the incident in question.  After due diligence and consideration I forward this conclusion.  Tough Nuggets.  You are only mad for the reason that you didn't get a chance to HO first.
     The pilot in question has been congratulated and awarded for his brave use of tactics.  Also he wishes for you to know that he thanks you for the kill as he is now an Ace.

Richsmarschall Herman Goering
Berlin, Germany
Head of the Luftwaffe
Neener, Neener, Neener!

He stole my line!  :O
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Offline allaire

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Re: Dear Hermann Goering
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2009, 09:51:19 AM »
thanks rkanjl and sorry wrag  :lol :noid
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Re: Dear Hermann Goering
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2009, 10:03:59 AM »
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It's been said we have three brains, one cobbled on top of the next. The stem is first, the reptilian brain; then the mammalian cerebellum; finally the over developed cerebral cortex.  They don't work together in awfully good harmony - hence ax murders, mobs, and socialism.

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Re: Dear Hermann Goering
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2009, 10:43:43 AM »
heheheh good reply

I also like the disclaimer Rkanjl posted.Anymore you cant say anything without hurting someones feelings it seems <G>


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« Last Edit: March 30, 2009, 10:49:08 AM by pipz »
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Re: Dear Hermann Goering
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2009, 03:36:46 PM »
Quote from: pipz on March 30, 2009, 10:43:43 AM
heheheh good reply

I also like the disclaimer Rkanjl posted.Anymore you cant say anything without hurting someones feelings it seems <G>


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WHAT?  :huh

Well I SING better then you NEENER NEENER NEENER! SO THERE! :lol
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Offline Bark0

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Re: Dear Hermann Goering
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2009, 03:44:05 PM »
Uh Oh.

Now Hitler knows where to find you...

Keep an Eye out for those flying bombs...Heading straight for your Quarters

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Re: Dear Hermann Goering
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2009, 03:44:33 PM »
 :rofl :rofl

That is funny.
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Re: Dear Hermann Goering
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2009, 04:48:33 PM »
The safest place to be was wherever they were targeting with those flying bombs. Very inaccurate.  :)
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Re: Dear Hermann Goering
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2009, 05:41:00 PM »
Quote from: wrag on March 30, 2009, 03:36:46 PM
WHAT?  :huh

Well I SING better then you NEENER NEENER NEENER! SO THERE! :lol

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