What about this one? At least for a third of it...
<<<<<<<<<<<< I kinda like mine
... FOR TEH MUPPET$ TO PAD OUR SCO?E N to WIN TEH EPIC WAR OF TEH UNIVERSE We MUST VULTCHE DA RUNWAYZ N DROP UR GUYZ FIGHTERZ Bunkarz Then OUR SKWAD will Finarry Get TACTICAL NOOK for 25 KILL SCORE STREAK>X
<----- Sadly, this is actually a picture of me
Amazing you could actually recruit that much suck into one squad.