(Paraphrased from a guy I know from Milwaukee, in the original Cuddahey-Speak)
"And yas cant goe taz Milwaukee widout a trip down to da Cuddahey packin plant der in Cuddahey der aynahey. Its by farz da best place to go der aynahey! Ya gits to go in and seez how dey takes does little piggies and turn 'em into hams and stuff der aynahey. I was on the stun line der back in da day and dem little piggies sure knew what was commin der aynehey. Dem little piggies would look me in da eye daer and start squeelin cus dey knew I was da stun gun guy der wid my little 22 gun and my job waz to pop dem little piggies in da head der aynahey.
Deyd stard lookin at me wid them big old sad lookin liddle piggie eyes and say "Please mister stun gun man--don't pop a kap in my dome wid your mister stungun man stun gun--but I had to--it was my job der aynahey. So dayd just keep commin and commin wid does sad liddle piggies all squeelin wid dem liddle sad piggie eyes wid da same old little piggie story and I still had to do my job der aynahey.
After about the 5,000 liddle piggie I just couldn't take it der no more der aynahey and went over and got a job at the Harley plant, der aynahey"
Oh....and Miller Beer has a far better tour!
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