Author Topic: How to go from Noob to Respected Vet  (Read 3591 times)

Offline crazyivan

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Re: How to go from Noob to Respected Vet
« Reply #60 on: April 17, 2009, 10:09:40 AM »
Pee in your flight suit....... :rofl
the other kids will laugh at me. :cry
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Re: How to go from Noob to Respected Vet
« Reply #61 on: April 17, 2009, 12:11:09 PM »
the other kids will laugh at me. :cry

Dont worry, all the cool kids do it.... "Of course I peed my pants, everybody my age pees their pants. It's the coolest! You ain't cool unless you pee your pants."
« Last Edit: April 17, 2009, 12:13:05 PM by Dadsguns »


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Re: How to go from Noob to Respected Vet
« Reply #62 on: April 17, 2009, 12:41:51 PM »
Dont worry, all the cool kids do it.... "Of course I peed my pants, everybody my age pees their pants. It's the coolest! You ain't cool unless you pee your pants."


 :rofl   thats the movie I was thinking of too
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Re: How to go from Noob to Respected Vet
« Reply #63 on: April 17, 2009, 01:43:32 PM »
Dont worry, all the cool kids do it.... "Of course I peed my pants, everybody my age pees their pants. It's the coolest! You ain't cool unless you pee your pants."



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Re: How to go from Noob to Respected Vet
« Reply #64 on: April 17, 2009, 02:33:02 PM »
"That Victoria Vaughn is one fine peice of..... and I should know!"
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Re: How to go from Noob to Respected Vet
« Reply #65 on: April 17, 2009, 02:43:03 PM »
"That Victoria Vaughn is one fine peice of..... and I should know!"

No you don't
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Re: How to go from Noob to Respected Vet
« Reply #66 on: April 17, 2009, 03:26:54 PM »
Ah but urination in the cockpit happens more often then you'd think!!!  Not the commercial retiree's, those Boeing's have heads,  but active guys...........  And if they say no, they are lying!!! 

:rofl   thats the movie I was thinking of too

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Re: How to go from Noob to Respected Vet
« Reply #67 on: April 17, 2009, 03:28:59 PM »
Ah but urination in the cockpit happens more often then you'd think!!!  Not the commercial retiree's, those Boeing's have heads,  but active guys...........  And if they say no, they are lying!!! 


 :huh
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Offline Rash

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Re: How to go from Noob to Respected Vet
« Reply #68 on: April 18, 2009, 09:34:44 AM »
We are all noobs in HT's eyes.
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Re: How to go from Noob to Respected Vet
« Reply #69 on: April 19, 2009, 01:35:32 PM »
We are all noobs in HT's eyes.

wrong. Dweebs. You are all dweebs. and always will be.

As for being a noob it is always best to offend as many people as possible with phrases such as... "you retards couldnt kill me if I  flew in a straight line in a c47." preferably direct this at the top scorepotatos as they might actually fall for it.
This way all the dweebs who have played long enough to be living without carnal knowledge of a woman for many years while dwelling in their mother's basements will come looking for you.

By this you will not only gain infamy but also might even get the chance to increase your skill level by fighting so many angry dweebs.

but thats just the first step. The true mark of dedication is you keep doing this until your dweeb skills become such that all the basement dwellers actually can not kill you at all no matter how much you egg them on.

And then my son... You will be a Dweeb.
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Re: How to go from Noob to Respected Vet
« Reply #70 on: April 23, 2009, 06:17:05 PM »
When your dont care if people think your a noob or not
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Re: How to go from Noob to Respected Vet
« Reply #71 on: April 24, 2009, 08:11:11 PM »
you're not a noob anymore when you can:
1. raise and lower landing gear and flaps without asking how to do it.
2. start and stop engine without asking
3. when you think ho'ing isn't cool but rather infantile and shows that the other guy is too chicken to fight you fairly
4. when you much prefer a 6 o'clock shot to any other shot
5. when you can land without bouncing your teeth out of you mouth or ripping off the wings, landing gear, and propeller.
6. when you feel that you don't need to join the 4 on 1 gang, and want give that single pilot a half a chance.
7. when you give a guy a pilot wound, engine oil hit, take out a flap, a elevator, an aileron and half a wing and don't have the need to finish him off but rather let him try to land it.
8. fly something other then a spit 16 because its more of a challenge then the easy mode plane.
9. survive a 1 on 1 with some dude named N72.
10. you can understand why Jaeger1 kills don't count

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Re: How to go from Noob to Respected Vet
« Reply #72 on: April 24, 2009, 10:00:56 PM »
you're not a noob anymore when you can:
1. raise and lower landing gear and flaps without asking how to do it.
2. start and stop engine without asking
3. when you think ho'ing isn't cool but rather infantile and shows that the other guy is too chicken to fight you fairly
4. when you much prefer a 6 o'clock shot to any other shot
5. when you can land without bouncing your teeth out of you mouth or ripping off the wings, landing gear, and propeller.
6. when you feel that you don't need to join the 4 on 1 gang, and want give that single pilot a half a chance.
7. when you give a guy a pilot wound, engine oil hit, take out a flap, a elevator, an aileron and half a wing and don't have the need to finish him off but rather let him try to land it.
8. fly something other then a spit 16 because its more of a challenge then the easy mode plane.
9. survive a 1 on 1 with some dude named N72.
10. you can understand why Jaeger1 kills don't count



I like that list, if we had more player that played with the mentality, this game could rise to new hights.... heck the AvA might even see more action  ;)

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Re: How to go from Noob to Respected Vet
« Reply #73 on: April 26, 2009, 10:53:32 PM »
oh no!! not that!!! hehehe actually thats the short list. i could think of alot more things, but didnt want to bore anyone.

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Re: How to go from Noob to Respected Vet
« Reply #74 on: April 26, 2009, 11:03:45 PM »
Rule 11: Steal VW's kills whenever you can :D (or he'll use you as bait! LOL)

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