Author Topic: Because the Fat Drunk Bastards have a sense of humor... (Read 1910 times)

BigMax · « **Reply #15 on:** January 02, 2001, 09:53:00 AM »

An Assassin that is a Literary Artist! WTG "M" Loved it!

BigMax "On fire again!"

Ripsnort · « **Reply #16 on:** January 02, 2001, 10:00:00 AM »

I missed this post over the holidays! LOL!

BTW, if you met Gordo in person, you'd be very nice to him, you see, he's a very big fella, the kind you really don't want to piss off!

milnko · « **Reply #17 on:** January 02, 2001, 03:48:00 PM »

>>>Milenko strolls to the middle of the stage, looks over his left shoulder, then his right, glances ahead, then double checks his six, before taking a bow<<<

Gotta keep an eye on dem FDB's when your bending over.

mason22 · « **Reply #18 on:** January 02, 2001, 04:05:00 PM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort:
I missed this post over the holidays! LOL!

BTW, if you met Gordo in person, you'd be very nice to him, you see, he's a very big fella, the kind you really don't want to piss off!

pppfffffffttttt damn Rip, gordo's the biggest pansie of them all

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shhhh, you'll ruin his image!!

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Mason22 Fat Drunk (chute shooting) Bastards -- "shut up and FLY"

hblair · « **Reply #19 on:** January 02, 2001, 04:07:00 PM »

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Originally posted by milnko:
Gotta keep an eye on dem FDB's when your bending over.

Doh!!
...and whateva you do, don't drop the soap!!

[This message has been edited by hblair (edited 01-02-2001).]

SOB · « **Reply #20 on:** January 02, 2001, 05:42:00 PM »

The International Gordo School of Picking Up Chicks...

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Milenko said...
Gotta keep an eye on dem FDB's when your bending over.

We've been doing our best to keep the Canuck contingent of the squad on the strait path, but Skernsk still tends to stray a little. He usually just rubs up against you leg a little tho'!

The real danger lies with your sheep...they don't call him Animal for nothing!

SOB
...The pretty FDB with the big trout!

eskimo · « **Reply #21 on:** January 02, 2001, 05:45:00 PM »

LOL

eskimo

milnko · « **Reply #22 on:** January 02, 2001, 06:36:00 PM »

Saved those pics SOB..........ROTFLMAO!

Thanks for the pic of Gordo, I showed it to my four sons, and merely asked "Do you want something like this to happen to you?" they all sincerely promised to use condoms, the youngest even burst into tears after seeing those pics.

My four sons ages: 19, 15(twins),and 11.

BTW, Which "almost passed-out" FDB is that sittin' on the speaker above the fireplace?

hblair · « **Reply #23 on:** January 02, 2001, 08:38:00 PM »

SOB, that is some great stuff there! LOL. Is that Ronni that is trying to get away from Gordo?

llbm_MOL · « **Reply #24 on:** January 02, 2001, 09:44:00 PM »

That was Yankee if I'm not mistakin. Its a bit dark in there........

LLB OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

SOB · « **Reply #25 on:** January 02, 2001, 11:56:00 PM »

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Originally posted by milnko:
BTW, Which "almost passed-out" FDB is that sittin' on the speaker above the fireplace?

That's Jocko the killer monkey...

hblair · « **Reply #26 on:** January 03, 2001, 06:58:00 PM »

SOB, you aint right man!

skernsk · « **Reply #27 on:** January 03, 2001, 11:10:00 PM »

SOB's got some time on his hands Hblair.....the folks at Mcdonalds have him on sick leave. He seems to spend too much time scrubbin latrines and always wears those @#!%@# pants to work. I think he also ate more Big Macs than he sold........

He now resides in a cabin in the woods posing with stuffed animals and "trout".....that's why he aint been around much lately.

milnko · « **Reply #28 on:** February 27, 2001, 11:24:00 AM »

Wanted to punt this up, cuz I had a blast shootin FDB's last night!

I swear, there are some enemas ya just go outta yer way to kill...and the FDB's are always number 1 on that list.

<S> FDB's great battles last night!

P.S.
I edited the poem a bit

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mason22 · « **Reply #29 on:** February 27, 2001, 12:38:00 PM »

milenko!!

was a great time, i can't remember how many times i engaged HO with mil crossing my fingers that neither one of us would pull the trigger...just so happens that our "joy sticks" were "malfunctioning" and whenever we came HO, they released them damn projectiles at each other....fargin "sticky buttons"...they have a mind of their own!

props out to the AK's also!! had a few low and slow scissor encounters with Nimitz too, man, talk about balance! >