Today, we salute you...

[PFactorDave]

Stop the film, restart it at regular speed, switch to one of the outside views, then click on default view again.

Maybe I'm dim, but I still get a Down the Left of the Nose view....

[halcyon]

...Waiting for the "Mr Don't HO me man" version...

Aces High 2 presents...Real Men of Combat.

"Reaaaal Mennn of Commmbaaaaaaat."

Today we salute you, Mr. Whine On 200 Ho Victim Guy.

"Mr. Whine on 200 Ho Victim Guy!"

You've had it up to here staring down 20 mils in the face.
Rather then do the obvious, you turn to the sympathy of channel 200.

"Someone lend me a tissssueeeeee!"

Like a gnat drawn to a flame, you're compelled to not deviate from your course.
No one knows the urge to saturate the air with ten thousand rounds on the merge like you do.
If you get hit, it's obvious it wasn't supposed to happen.

"What's that black stuff on my wiiiiiindshield!"

Whining to the masses is your only option. Apparently...no one understands that flying into a lead hailstorm is perfectly safe.
So next time you get flamed, you tell them you only have one direction, and that's straight ahead.

"Mr. Whine on 200 Hooooo Viiiiiiiictiiiim Guuuuuuuuuuuuuy!"

[moot]

Dave close the film viewer and re-open the ahf file.  Don't alt-tab while it loads.

[Lusche]

and we also salute....

Mr. timid scoreweenie cherry picker.

You're on top of the world, and the furball, in your L-Ghey-7.  Picking oblivious n00bz and others already engaged.  And if someone tries to get co-alt with you that's ok.

Time to rope, rope, rope.

No one can touch your 15k Chog, but just in case a gigantic alt avantage and 4x20mm aren't enough and you find yourself about to get PWND you've saved your WEP.

Better run, run, run.

And if you vulch the wrong guy landing deadstick and he comes back with a fresh load of taters just for you that's ok too, because your CV is just right over there.

Save me ack, ack, ack.

And so even though you couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag we salute your vulching prowess, and intimidating K/D ratio....

Mr. timid scoreweenie cherry picker.

I'm disappointed...by reading those descriptions I expected three movies starring the gutless Snailman 

[SkyRock]

and we also salute....

Mr. timid scoreweenie cherry picker.

You're on top of the world, and the furball, in your L-Ghey-7.  Picking oblivious n00bz and others already engaged.  And if someone tries to get co-alt with you that's ok.

Time to rope, rope, rope.

No one can touch your 15k Chog, but just in case a gigantic alt avantage and 4x20mm aren't enough and you find yourself about to get PWND you've saved your WEP.

Better run, run, run.

And if you vulch the wrong guy landing deadstick and he comes back with a fresh load of taters just for you that's ok too, because your CV is just right over there.

Save me ack, ack, ack.

And so even though you couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag we salute your vulching prowess, and intimidating K/D ratio....

Mr. timid scoreweenie cherry picker.

[captain1ma]

interestingly enough, last night in the late war, on range, they were congratulating each other on how well they HO!! all is lost!!

[Saurdaukar]

... Mr. Don't Pick Me in 1v1 Guy.

"Mr. Don't Pick Me in One V Onnnnnnne Guy!"

Your chivalrous, gentleman standards just aren't appreciated in blood thirsty combat.
When your teammate calls for help, you say...suck it up man.

"Don't be soooo cheaaaappppp!"

Never mind that you're in a game with dozens of other people.
Other people play to win. You play...for personal domination.

"Pat yourseeeeelf on the baaaaaack!"

So when you whine on 200 and people don't agree with you, that's okay.
They don't know what it means to be a duelist with morals.

"Mr. Don't Pick Me in One V Onnnnnneeee Guuuuyyyyy!"

LOL!

A+ for humor.

F- for message.

 

[ROX]

A+ for humor       
A+ for truth   





ROX

[halcyon]

We need one on vulching.

[E25280]

Revor?  Is that you?   

http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,183383.0.html

[texastc316]

how about "Mr. 2 week too much information typer guy"
You dont even know how to take off, but you figured out how to chat. In all caps. on all channels. In triplicate.
ZOMG its a zero!
or "Mr. Armchair General blamer guy"
Of course your side sucks, they dont listen to you, you cant do it all. You did your best, from the tower.
Im switching to Rooks

and of course, "Mr I need a gunner for my bombers guy"
with his buddy "Mr who needs a gunner guy"

[wipass]

How about the look at me guy who posts films of him self and derides others,

wnker

wipass

[texastc316]

How about the look at me guy who posts films of him self and derides others,

wnker

wipass

forgot to put "Mr." in front of it
 

[halcyon]

...and of course, "Mr I need a gunner for my bombers guy"
with his buddy "Mr who needs a gunner guy"

Aces High 2 presents...Real Men of Combat.

"Reaaaal Mennn of Commmbaaaaaaat."

Today we salute you, Mr. Need a Gunner for my Bombers Guy.

"Mr. Need a Gunner for myyy Booommmbers Guy!"

Stalwart and bold, you deftly cut into enemy territory.
The only problem with your gunners is.....you don't have any.

"I knewwwww I forgot somethiiiiiing!"

Autopilot is for the guy who can't even pull his boots on in the morning.
But not you, for your immense skill lies in one single area of focus...mashing down one button.

"Go booombs goooooo!"

So when potato sized rounds start flashing past your canopy, you're not afraid to call in some help.
With the services of Mr. Who Needs a Gunner Guy, you can dominate the skies and draw the whining of Mr. Sick of Buff Spam Guy, Mr. Sick of Being Egged Guy, and Mr. I Climbed for Thirty Minutes to Smoke your Engine Now My Wing's Gone Guy.

"Mooooooore where that caaaaaame from!"

Some might call it laziness, others just corrected oversight. But deep down you know it's just good time management.
After all, you're the one still flying with one plane in the end...or two......or three.

"Mr. Neeeeed a Gunner for myyyyyyyy Booommmbersssss Guuuuuuuuuuy!"

[SkiMan]

Aces High 2 presents...Real Men of Combat.

"Reaaaal Mennn of Commmbaaaaaaat."

Today we salute you, Mr. Need a Gunner for my Bombers Guy.

"Mr. Need a Gunner for myyy Booommmbers Guy!"

Stalwart and bold, you deftly cut into enemy territory.
The only problem with your gunners is.....you don't have any.

"I knewwwww I forgot somethiiiiiing!"

Autopilot is for the guy who can't even pull his boots on in the morning.
But not you, for your immense skill lies in one single area of focus...mashing down one button.

"Go booombs goooooo!"

So when potato sized rounds start flashing past your canopy, you're not afraid to call in some help.
With the services of Mr. Who Needs a Gunner Guy, you can dominate the skies and draw the whining of Mr. Sick of Buff Spam Guy, Mr. Sick of Being Egged Guy, and Mr. I Climbed for Thirty Minutes to Smoke your Engine Now My Wing's Gone Guy.

"Mooooooore where that caaaaaame from!"

Some might call it laziness, others just corrected oversight. But deep down you know it's just good time management.
After all, you're the one still flying with one plane in the end...or two......or three.

"Mr. Neeeeed a Gunner for myyyyyyyy Booommmbersssss Guuuuuuuuuuy!"

 
I loved those commercials.

Spot on