Hey I said kinda camo and they will stay under the desk.The stilletto's just didnt work as well-lookin for a sensible pump

When I saw the shoe/slipper the first time I didn't realize it was camo. Then when you said camo in another post I looked again and sure enough it was. Now frankly, do not get the matching space suit.

Anyway, don't let them distract you from a brilliant idea.

btw, are you going to be fitted with a prostheses? if so then you may be able to use both feet in the future.
All the best!