Put a +1 on your geekness atribute
12-14 Y/O-Two dirty mags for them to hide from their mothers,
I don't get why you even typed that, you know it's stupid.
14-16 Y/O-One ticket to see Miley Cirus and or The Jonas Brother.
Now can any of them do play by plays of whats going on over range?
You obviously don't have any kids in that age range. Or, if you do, you're frightfully out of touch. At age 13, my daughter doesn't want anything to do with Miley Cyrus or the Jonas Brothers and would be mocked incessantly by her peer group if she did... Now, my 6 year old would be all over that... She is, afterall, adicted to anything that appears on the Disney Channel.
12-14 Y/O-Two dirty mags for them to hide from their mothers, and a tube of proactive acne fighter.
8-12 Y/O-Two tickets to see a disney movie of their choice.12-14 Y/O-Two dirty mags for them to hide from their mothers, and a tube of proactive acne fighter.14-16 Y/O-"toys"/tasers for when the party just loses its fun.16-18 Y/O-A blowup doll for that awkward stage in life/protection so they don't end up adding to the already idiotic gene pool.
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