How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack

[mechanic]

followed by: how to ensure nobody finds out about your missions before they roll 101

[Widewing]

How could you pat yourself on the back for killing 6 defenseless Goons? Come on Steve, you gotta be kidding? Now if those were Spits, 109's and P51's I would say congrats. This post shows that even the simplest kills amuse the simplest minds. 

You know if you were Bill Gates heir, you still couldn't buy a clue....

[Widewing]

A8Texas was flying over to a base to take out some ord for us. Once he got to the base he noticed a huge glob of guys about to take off from the runway. He dove in and dropped his bombs on them and ended up killing 12 or 13 of them. As he flew off in amazment he started getting nasty PM's and 200 went wild.... ... ... .....Turns out it was a memorial service.

He promptly logged and did'nt come back for a week out of embarrassment   

Poor Texas  .....  was bad luck and a poor choice to lift from.

If you fly a memorial service in the MA.... 'Cest la vie.....



My regards,

Widewing

[Getback]

noobs in goons 

Dang, why can't I find a nest of noobs. 

[ink]

Dang, why can't I find a nest of noobs. 

I am always on the look out for such as this     then one day I was given the opportunity to try and break up a low bomber mission(don't remember what type of bombers,but there was a lot of them.) I dive in and kill the first one in my path only to fly into his carcass and was promptly sent back to the tower

[Getback]

There's a good lesson in here believe it or not. I noticed 2x that Steve didn't yank the stick at the last second to get the kill. In the first run at the 3 goons he killed the first 2 and was almost lined up to kill the 3rd. Many of us may have been tempted to to yank the stick to get the last goon and in doing so crashed into the goon. I've done that type of thing way to often. Same with the spit. He was so close to hitting the spit that it may have been possible yank the stick to on target. However, again, he might have hit is prey. Steve resisted both times. You could tell by the tilt of the plane he was thinking about it for sure.