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Offline ariansworld

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One of my co-workers
« on: May 19, 2009, 11:31:29 AM »
Thought it would be funny to make fun of me yesterday.  He said to me while a group was watching "Hey you got some milk on your lip, you been sucking titties again?"   My immediate response was " Yeah man,  I have been sucking on your wife's titties"      He instantly shut up and didnt mess with me the rest of the day.



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Offline ODBAL

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Re: One of my co-workers
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2009, 12:02:23 PM »
Man, I know how you feel.  Today at work one of my co-workers said to me, "Hey Kevin you have a call on 117".  I said back to him "Please send it to my voicemail, I am busy".  He hasn't sent me another call all morning.  It's amazing what a snappy retort will do.
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Re: One of my co-workers
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2009, 02:26:10 PM »
Quote from: ariansworld on May 19, 2009, 11:31:29 AM
Thought it would be funny to make fun of me yesterday.  He said to me while a group was watching "Hey you got some milk on your lip, you been sucking titties again?"   My immediate response was " Yeah man,  I have been sucking on your wife's titties"      He instantly shut up and didnt mess with me the rest of the day.



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Re: One of my co-workers
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2009, 05:06:29 PM »
I work at a car dealership
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Offline gpwurzel

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Re: One of my co-workers
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2009, 01:45:03 AM »
Speaking of titties - was on the bus today, thoroughly minding my own business, when an attractive young lady got on with her child.

She was talking to the child which was bawling, and got her bap out to feed him. He was being a bit slow, so she said "either you take it, or i'll give it to the man sitting there"

After about 30 mins of this child not feeding properly (she was getting a bit stressed) she said, "if you dont want it, i'll give it to that man there"

I had to reply - "could you please make yer mind up, I'm 3 stops past where I should have got off"

 ;)

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Re: One of my co-workers
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2009, 02:42:01 AM »
Quote from: gpwurzel on May 20, 2009, 01:45:03 AM
Speaking of titties - was on the bus today, thoroughly minding my own business, when an attractive young lady got on with her child.

She was talking to the child which was bawling, and got her bap out to feed him. He was being a bit slow, so she said "either you take it, or i'll give it to the man sitting there"

After about 30 mins of this child not feeding properly (she was getting a bit stressed) she said, "if you dont want it, i'll give it to that man there"

I had to reply - "could you please make yer mind up, I'm 3 stops past where I should have got off"



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Offline Anaxogoras

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Re: One of my co-workers
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2009, 06:23:33 AM »
Quote from: ariansworld on May 19, 2009, 05:06:29 PM
I work at a car dealership

Yeah, I was gonna ask, where the freck do you work where someone makes a comment like that?  If he were your buddy it would be completely different, but it's clear the comment wasn't welcome.

Why do I get the feeling these sour workplace dynamics go beyond someone just feeling like making fun of you out of the blue? :uhoh
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Offline Xasthur

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Re: One of my co-workers
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2009, 06:40:20 AM »
I work alone.

Win.  :aok
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Re: One of my co-workers
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2009, 07:02:42 AM »
Quote from: gpwurzel on May 20, 2009, 01:45:03 AM
Speaking of titties - was on the bus today, thoroughly minding my own business, when an attractive young lady got on with her child.

She was talking to the child which was bawling, and got her bap out to feed him. He was being a bit slow, so she said "either you take it, or i'll give it to the man sitting there"

After about 30 mins of this child not feeding properly (she was getting a bit stressed) she said, "if you dont want it, i'll give it to that man there"

I had to reply - "could you please make yer mind up, I'm 3 stops past where I should have got off"

 ;)

Wurzel (the above may or may not be true, and is presented in the form of a mild joke)

LOL

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Offline SkyRock

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Re: One of my co-workers
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2009, 08:53:04 AM »
I was at a bar the other night and this extremely hot young woman walked up with the most spectacular set of tata's and a very low cut shirt with embroidery connecting the two halves of the shirt that contained the golden melons...I stated to her...."That sure is some nice embroidery"...she said, "why thank you very much...I got this at..."  the bartender busted out laughing....but I listened intently.....




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Offline Denholm

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Re: One of my co-workers
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2009, 10:10:28 AM »
You, in a bar? :lol


Nice comment though, I'm sure it shocked more people than just the bartender.
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Re: One of my co-workers
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2009, 10:24:04 AM »
Quote from: Xasthur on May 20, 2009, 06:40:20 AM
I work alone.

Win.  :aok

same here. i fear the day i have to hire someone/
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