Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH

[Sonicblu]

10. Yes honey I know I've been shutting down my puter for the last 3 hrs.

9.   I'm done just let me land this sortie I have two kills. NO NO please don't shut off my computer. Come back here with my flight stick.

8.   The kids know exactly when to come ask for things I normally sa NO to.

7. NO I didnt leave the grill un attended again the propane tank exploded and burnt the food.

6. We are leaving with out you. We're walking out the door.

5.Recommended to get wife a AH account so we could spend quality time together.

4.Wife askes me to go to the corner store and I find myself doing 100 mph before I get to the end of my street.

3. Do i need to drive? you have that zoned out look again. Stop Flying AH in your head your going to get us killed.

2.Wife wants some "alone time" and I actually have to think about it.

1. I use bug guts on my windshield as a gunsight tying to shoot cars off the road. Shouting OH you would be so dead. Just one 30mm tater and it would cut your car in half.

[MaSonZ]

 

[Sgtlead]

Or, when I tell my wife... "but honey, the squad is depending on me, its life or death".

Or, She asks, "whats more important, me or your squad"  And you pause before you answer.  Not a good idea.

[crazyivan]

1. I use bug guts on my windshield as a gunsight tying to shoot cars off the road. Shouting OH you would be so dead. Just one 30mm tater and it would cut your car in half.

Check 6. , Hotard

[BlauK]

10 years as a squadron CO... then I noticed I had a wife, 2 kids and no real life...... 

[Forker]

I catch myself using AH Radio terminology with my fellow co-workers during the week…..”Come back, I didn’t copy” or “Roger, I copy”

[Spikes]

Once I said Roger to one of my teachers...the look on her face was priceless!

[FireDrgn]

11..  its easier to get ahold of Sonicblu in the Ma than Txt'ing  in him.

<S>  Hey I hope you enjoy your BBQ

[crazyivan]

Once I said Roger to one of my teachers...the look on her face was priceless!

How did he know?

[RumbleB]

1. I use bug guts on my windshield as a gunsight tying to shoot cars off the road. Shouting OH you would be so dead. Just one 30mm tater and it would cut your car in half.

that or he'd just get an engine oil leak.

[moot]

that or he'd just get an engine oil leak.

http://dasmuppets.com/public/moot/TwoWeeksStuff/film15_zuluslimmer_Temp_1132_0000.ahf

[Wingnutt]

I often acknowledge info/directions from others at work on the IM service with  "CC" 

[Messiah]

http://dasmuppets.com/public/moot/TwoWeeksStuff/film15_zuluslimmer_Temp_1132_0000.ahf

LOL that sucks, nice flying though.

[stodd]

1. I use bug guts on my windshield as a gunsight tying to shoot cars off the road. Shouting OH you would be so dead. Just one 30mm tater and it would cut your car in half.

[slimmer]