Need Some Good Pranks

[Grind]

Take a couple of fast food ketchup packets and place them under the toilet seat with sealed edges facing toward her legs.  You get better effect if you can fold them in half.  Mayonaise packets work well too! Plus they are larger.

[Ack-Ack]

Hide an Annoy-a-tron somewhere in her office.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/

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I just ordered the 3 pack and they should arrive on Monday.  My plan is to place all three of them throughout our operations office so I can annoy everyone with them. 


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[rabbidrabbit]

Ok heres one for ya.
Get some empty soda cans Attach them to some 20Lb test line. Tie the other end of the line to the underside of her car.
then take the cans and place them on something under her car so she wont see them as she approaches.
At some point as she drives down the road. The cans will fall off and she will be clang clang clanging  dragging them down the road

A bit more fun is to do the same with a leash and dog collar, ketchup completes the picture.

[Dadsguns]

If you can get access to her voicemail on her office phone, change her greeting to something funny......

[Grind]

If you can get access to her voicemail on her office phone, change her greeting to something funny......

I did that one to my crewchief using an effeminate voice.... he didn't catch it for a few days and was a little  pissed about it.  He got so mad about it that I was compelled to apologize to him. hehehe 

[ariansworld]

Thanks for the annoyatron idea,  I have a coworker that I plan on using this on.  Originally I was going to stick a dead fish in his car, but this will be better due to prolonged torture.

[pope14]

Do the last one with the phone it may take a while but it would be funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq4Rl2DS9rk

[v1st]

The next big lotto payout ask her to go in with you on a ticket.  Buy lthe ticket after the drawing happens with the winning numbers.   Ask her to check the ticket.   We did this to a guy he total freaked thought he won the lotto.  He was going to the boss to tell him where to stick the job.  We had to stop him was to funny.
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[Curlew]

So basically, you are trying to get her to stop flirting with you?

Tell her that your Aces High Squad has sworn you to an oath of celibacy because it interferes with your concentration.  Emphasize that this is very important because your CO will demote you if he finds out and not let you fly in FSO on Friday niights.  Explain how you believe this to be true and you don't want to lose your chances of getting #1 rank in the Main Arena.   Tell her it is your dream to be teh l337 fitr pilet!

While explaining all of this to her, make sure you use exaggerated hand motions like you have a stick and throttle right there with you.  Wearing a scarf and goggles or showing her the secret ones you "keep in your desk at all time in case of emergency" isn't a bad idea either.  When you walk away from the conversation, spread your arms like wings and make engine sounds when you "fly" away.

If all of that doesn't turn her off, then I say she might be a rare breed and possibly even a keeper. 

Either that or just %@# her blue until you get tired of it.

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

[lowZX14]

So basically, you are trying to get her to stop flirting with you?

Tell her that your Aces High Squad has sworn you to an oath of celibacy because it interferes with your concentration.  Emphasize that this is very important because your CO will demote you if he finds out and not let you fly in FSO on Friday niights.  Explain how you believe this to be true and you don't want to lose your chances of getting #1 rank in the Main Arena.   Tell her it is your dream to be teh l337 fitr pilet!

While explaining all of this to her, make sure you use exaggerated hand motions like you have a stick and throttle right there with you.  Wearing a scarf and goggles or showing her the secret ones you "keep in your desk at all time in case of emergency" isn't a bad idea either.  When you walk away from the conversation, spread your arms like wings and make engine sounds when you "fly" away.

If all of that doesn't turn her off, then I say she might be a rare breed and possibly even a keeper. 

Either that or just %@# her blue until you get tired of it.

Hahahahahahaha, not so much stop flirting, the flirting can go on.  It just can't get much more than that or the mad woman that usually holds the house together might get a weeeeeee bit upset.

That is hilarious, but it won't work.  She comes in the office and looks at one of my old warbirds calendars and asks about different screen savers I have with planes and all.  Matter of fact the line, "If my computer at home worked, I'd get that game and play with you."  Followed by, "Of course that isn't all I want to play with you."

Decisions, decisions....hahahahahaha you know that little angel that's supposed to sit on your shoulder?  Well I haven't heard a peep out of him.

Another update, she left about 21 slips of paper under my door this morning, about part way through I was sent on a treasure hunt all over work leading to more slips of paper.  The treasure when I got to the end was her with the door to the lady's room open in a remote part of the building with a come here motion going on with her finger.......to be continued.

[Bruv119]

ok  im that little angel low,   if she is half attractive and not to shabby in size  (usually gauged by not having to put a bag over her head) 

Sounds to me that you need to go get a room and have some FUN time. 

[lowZX14]

ok  im that little angel low,   if she is half attractive and not to shabby in size  (usually gauged by not having to put a bag over her head) 

Sounds to me that you need to go get a room and have some FUN time. 

To answer your question, she's what my friends and I refer to as a Seahawk.  Just like the Seattle Seahawks, decent uniform but the helmet could use a new design.   She hasn't reached Butterface standards quite yet.

[Hornet33]

To answer your question, she's what my friends and I refer to as a Seahawk.  Just like the Seattle Seahawks, decent uniform but the helmet could use a new design.   She hasn't reached Butterface standards quite yet.

Put a blind fold and a ball gag on her. It's all about the accesories you know.

[nipper]

Last thing Friday soak her chair with water and sprinkle liberally with cress seed. Come Monday morning there should be a nice lawn waiting for her.

[thundabooge]

That is hilarious, but it won't work.  She comes in the office and looks at one of my old warbirds calendars and asks about different screen savers I have with planes and all.  Matter of fact the line, "If my computer at home worked, I'd get that game and play with you."  Followed by, "Of course that isn't all I want to play with you."

Decisions, decisions....hahahahahaha you know that little angel that's supposed to sit on your shoulder?  Well I haven't heard a peep out of him.

Another update, she left about 21 slips of paper under my door this morning, about part way through I was sent on a treasure hunt all over work leading to more slips of paper.  The treasure when I got to the end was her with the door to the lady's room open in a remote part of the building with a come here motion going on with her finger.......to be continued.

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