You know your addicted to AH when.....

[ebfd11]

You know you are addicted when you post in this BBS... LOL

[Bear76]

You know you are addicted when you post in this BBS... LOL

Well, on this BBS - Addicted (pronounced - A-dic-hed)

[phatzo]

When your step mom calls you for something and you tell her: "WAIT, I have a spit16 on my 6. Give me a second to shake em".

Is she hot?

[PJ_Godzilla]

Is she hot?

You know you're addicted to AH when you start pestering some kid about his Step Mom.

BTW, she is - and I'm feeling totally dehydrated today...

That's not to imply any disrespectful connection b/w the two disparate occurrences.

[WMLute]

or, give me FIVE minutes - I need to land this kill. It happened, we were late... but I got ma' perkies. And it was my wife, not my step-mom. Same diff, sometimes... (take that any way you like).

You know you're addicted to AH when you start pestering some kid about his Step Mom.

BTW, she is - and I'm feeling totally dehydrated today...

That's not to imply any disrespectful connection b/w the two disparate occurrences.

[SPKmes]

Well, on this BBS - Addicted (pronounced - A-dic-hed)

 

[PJ_Godzilla]

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Nothing Freudian about it...  I'm a PERVERT, plain as day.  That scenario of having the hot step-mom walking around the house in various states of dress just preyed on my pervert's psyche a little.

[Simaril]

You know you're addicted when you cruise the BBS and read this entire thread, even though you haven't played for 2 1/2 years!



I remember a posting in a thread like this years ago...guy was a commercial pilot, in their 767 cockpit with the copilot while they crept along the taxiway waiting for take off.  As the plane in front of him turned to the main runway, it crossed the center of his view - and the guy said "Killshot!" out loud.

His copilot was not an AH player, and was...startled?

[crazyivan]

You know your addicted when?

When you enjoy the smell of musk of your wingman.

   

[PJ_Godzilla]

You know you're addicted when you cruise the BBS and read this entire thread, even though you haven't played for 2 1/2 years!



I remember a posting in a thread like this years ago...guy was a commercial pilot, in their 767 cockpit with the copilot while they crept along the taxiway waiting for take off.  As the plane in front of him turned to the main runway, it crossed the center of his view - and the guy said "Killshot!" out loud.

His copilot was not an AH player, and was...startled?

Simaril lives! Skuzzy beaned me for a punt that was a technical response to some thread about powerloading and bank angle.
I'll have to dig up the msg but it was something about how "Simaril doesn't post anymore". I feel personally vindicated in a petty, petty way  -just how I like it.

[phatzo]

Nothing Freudian about it...  I'm a PERVERT, plain as day.  That scenario of having the hot step-mom walking around the house in various states of dress just preyed on my pervert's psyche a little.

glad I wasn't alone then.

[Plawranc]

You <S> when chatting on MSN, you say "Roger that" instead of yes, you say "Check Six" when you ask someone to look behind them

And I do all three of those for real 

Also, Thinking about historical aircraft while walking to school, and then start re-enacting fights with your hands on the way, making dagagagag noises.

And when watching Battle of Britain or Tora Tora Tora, next thing you know. You have stopped the movie and are flying at 300 feet in a Spit 8 fighting Bishops.

I think that the only unique quirk I would have is that I am writing a book with Air Combat in it, and apart from the plot devices, the dogfights are fights I was in during the day.

[PJ_Godzilla]

glad I wasn't alone then.

Not at all. The beast within seeks to BEAST on that kid's step-mom. BTW, if I were Fred Flintstone, I think I'd wait for Barney and Wilma to leave. Then I'd jump naked through one of those window holes on Barn's house. When Betty saw me standing there at attention, you can bet she'd descend to the matter at hand. It'd quickly degenerate into a complete and thorough violation of fraternal trust from that point onward.

Later, in a drunken indiscretion, I'd reveal all to Barney, telling him how his wife was still tight as a much younger woman - likely due to his undersized equipment -and how I'd used one of his polos to "clean up" (the green one).

"Yep, you got a keeper there, Barn" <belch>

Let's not even get into Leia chained at the neck by Jabba. That one got filed straight to the teenage wankbank when I was a kid - and Carrie Foster's no prize.

Can I say that?

[Tilt]

When you realize you can't remember what your wife looks like naked.................

[Simaril]

Simaril lives! Skuzzy beaned me for a punt that was a technical response to some thread about powerloading and bank angle.
I'll have to dig up the msg but it was something about how "Simaril doesn't post anymore". I feel personally vindicated in a petty, petty way  -just how I like it.

Glad to help out!

Have to admit that I like life better with more time off the computer -- but can see returning in the future. Ya never know...