Most silly ticket I ever got was a parking fine for parking my motorbike next to another motorbike, next to a bicycle park on a pavement in a busy town centre which was 100ft wide. The bike next to me didn't get a ticket, I did for "blocking the pavement". A 100ft wide pavement. Uh-huh.
However, the best one I ever didn't get a ticket for was.......years ago I had my first proper motorcycle (well, ish), a Suzuki RGV250. I had it about a week and was using an excuse to go see a mate of mine in Portsmouth, I was on the M27 (freeway) heading for Southampton and traffic had cleared to the point of being non existant......so......as you do, new vehicle, fast vehicle, you wanna see what she'll do, right?
So I opened this bike up, held 130mph for about 5 miles.....brilliant......and my exit is coming up so I throttled back and took the slip road off the motorway (freeway) at legal speeds again. At the end of the sliproad is a police car waiting for me, fella gets out of the car and waves me in......
Copper: "Good evening sir. We have received a report of a motorcycle travelling at excessive speeds on the M27."
Me with poker face: "Well I haven't seen him."
The fella looked blankly at me for a moment then actually laughed, told me to keep it down a bit and let me go on my way.