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Offline Flipperk

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Re: RIP Michael Jackson
« Reply #105 on: June 25, 2009, 10:36:34 PM »
PICS or it didnt happen  :aok
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Re: RIP Michael Jackson
« Reply #106 on: June 25, 2009, 10:49:45 PM »
Quote from: Getback on June 25, 2009, 10:27:47 PM
Yep and just this week Ed McMahon. (Spelling)

Couldn't even watch my regular news shows because of Michael.
yup.
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Offline TonyJoey

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Re: RIP Michael Jackson
« Reply #107 on: June 25, 2009, 10:58:22 PM »
Quote from: DMBEAR on June 25, 2009, 10:25:29 PM
Swallows

The following are stolen jokes...you can't come up with a MJ joke that hasnt been told.  It's like trying to find someone that hasnt been related to Kevin Bacon.  But on this wonderful day I'd like to share some faves.

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sayings?
1) There's a sucker born every minute.
2) Kids do the darndest things.
3) Tricks are for kids.

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing"

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in !!

Q: Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties?
A: He was up to a pack a day.

Q: What's Michael's favorite Canadian TV show?
A: The Kids in the Hall

Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!!

Q: When is it bed-time in MJ's house?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand!





 :rofl
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Offline RATTFINK

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Re: RIP Michael Jackson
« Reply #108 on: June 25, 2009, 11:30:34 PM »
Michael Jackson's Dead ...CANCEL THE AMBER ALERT!
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Re: RIP Michael Jackson
« Reply #109 on: June 25, 2009, 11:34:27 PM »
Quote from: RATTFINK on June 25, 2009, 11:30:34 PM
Michael Jackson's Dead ...CANCEL THE AMBER ALERT!

 :rofl  Nice, But I know you meant the ADAM alert.  :D
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Offline Banshee7

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Re: RIP Michael Jackson
« Reply #110 on: June 25, 2009, 11:34:34 PM »
Quote from: RATTFINK on June 25, 2009, 11:30:34 PM
Michael Jackson's Dead ...CANCEL THE AMBER ALERT!

 :lol
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Offline Yeager

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Re: RIP Michael Jackson
« Reply #111 on: June 26, 2009, 12:20:52 AM »
Quote from: DMBEAR on June 25, 2009, 09:16:10 PM
^^ Is this guy ok?  You'd think I insulted his life's inspiration by celebrating MJ's ceasing to exist.   :rofl :uhoh

Maybe he's with NAMBLA.  Sure seems like it.

nah, he just has a sense of common decency.  It is still a good quality to have in this life.
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Offline MrRiplEy[H]

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Re: RIP Michael Jackson
« Reply #112 on: June 26, 2009, 12:25:20 AM »
No matter what he did in his private life, Michael was a great artist and this world is a poorer place without his talent.
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Re: RIP Michael Jackson
« Reply #113 on: June 26, 2009, 12:30:34 AM »
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I don't get why you even typed that, you know it's stupid.

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Re: RIP Michael Jackson
« Reply #114 on: June 26, 2009, 12:39:34 AM »
Quote from: Yeager on June 26, 2009, 12:20:52 AM
nah, he just has a sense of common decency.  It is still a good quality to have in this life.

I believe it is good to call out an adult that sleeps with children.  Maybe I'm Old Fashioned.
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Offline BiPoLaR

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Re: RIP Michael Jackson
« Reply #115 on: June 26, 2009, 01:05:53 AM »
Quote from: infowars on June 25, 2009, 08:21:58 PM
I bet you meant more to MJ when you were young.  devil


 :rofl  :rofl  :rofl

INteresting...  First Ed Mcman <=== or something like that,  then  Farrah and Michael in the same day...  Weird...  :noid

and you name proves you  :noid thinking, lol
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Re: RIP Michael Jackson
« Reply #116 on: June 26, 2009, 01:36:53 AM »
must be in on this one...
got a match.....
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Offline 100hooch

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Re: RIP Michael Jackson
« Reply #117 on: June 26, 2009, 01:47:56 AM »
See Rule #14
« Last Edit: June 26, 2009, 07:12:49 AM by Skuzzy »
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Offline froger

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Re: RIP Michael Jackson
« Reply #118 on: June 26, 2009, 01:58:07 AM »
Quote from: DMBEAR on June 25, 2009, 10:25:29 PM
Swallows

The following are stolen jokes...you can't come up with a MJ joke that hasnt been told.  It's like trying to find someone that hasnt been related to Kevin Bacon.  But on this wonderful day I'd like to share some faves.

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sayings?
1) There's a sucker born every minute.
2) Kids do the darndest things.
3) Tricks are for kids.

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing"

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in !!

Q: Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties?
A: He was up to a pack a day.

Q: What's Michael's favorite Canadian TV show?
A: The Kids in the Hall

Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!!

Q: When is it bed-time in MJ's house?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand!





saw on the news last week...
MJ was spotted at Kmart,
he heard there was a sale....little boys pants half off.
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Re: RIP Michael Jackson
« Reply #119 on: June 26, 2009, 02:44:20 AM »
Quote from: ImADot on June 25, 2009, 06:06:15 PM
Yeah, he was such an active member of the AH2 community...thanks for sharing in the Aces High General Discussion thread.

LMAO
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