What was his in game name?
Swallows
The following are stolen jokes...you can't come up with a MJ joke that hasnt been told. It's like trying to find someone that hasnt been related to Kevin Bacon. But on this wonderful day I'd like to share some faves.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sayings?
1) There's a sucker born every minute.
2) Kids do the darndest things.
3) Tricks are for kids.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing"
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in !!
Q: Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties?
A: He was up to a pack a day.
Q: What's Michael's favorite Canadian TV show?
A: The Kids in the Hall
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!!
Q: When is it bed-time in MJ's house?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand!