"Amerikkaanner CIA operatives threatened to overthrow glorious Finnish peoples government by flying their black U1-H1 Iroquois within 500 kms of the Finnish border according to 2 teenage eye witnesses Mika Hakkinaaanan and Mikko Hirvonnnnen. Both youths claimed to have defeated the Amerikkan incursion by their knowledge of WRC racing and singing songs of the 1939 winter war. An Amerikkan government spokesman responded to reporters questions over the incident with "What the hell is a Finland?"
Tronsky