Flying to Vegas?-- Check!

[rabbidrabbit]

On a flight to Vegas?-- Check!
Sharing the isle with 4 strippers looking to party--Check!!
The remaining seat occupied by my wife  *sigh*

[Denholm]

Don't blow it all in one night.

[vonKrimm]

Always split Aces & 8's.  Play $.05 slots with every payline in play.  Leave your credit credit cards in your room when you hit the casion & the Forum shops at Caeser's Palace.

[rabbidrabbit]

The saddest part is the girl next to me was scared to death of flying so she was doing pretty well after 7 drinks.  She was rubbing all over me and asking for my phone number.  I mean...  come on! I never cheated on my wife and don't plan on it but.... come on!  arrgg....  She also lives 2 miles down the street from my home.  Why couldn't this happen when I was single?

[vonKrimm]

Because you were poor, desperate and lacked fashion sense? 

[Wolfala]

Should have begged yr wife for a 6 way. That'd be an OC epic.

[Reschke]

Bring the wife along. I am sure some in Vegas are into that sort of the thing...

[1Boner]

The saddest part is the girl next to me was scared to death of flying so she was doing pretty well after 7 drinks.  She was rubbing all over me and asking for my phone number.  I mean...  come on! I never cheated on my wife and don't plan on it but.... come on!  arrgg....  She also lives 2 miles down the street from my home.  Why couldn't this happen when I was single?

Because there IS a God and she hates men!!

[oakranger]

i was just there about three month ago with the wife.  Take note: 

1) When in the casinos like Mirage, Bellagio, or Caesars Palace.  Observed the people and look for the old farts with young bimbos.  Two things should come to mind; gold digger wife or high price escort.

2) Don't be surprise to see 20-30 people along one part of the strips, smacking these trading cards that advertising "hookers".  And they will be wearing shirts saying "Girl at your room in 20 mins". 

3) most casinos you will get free drinks while playing. Watch your self, that is a way they get you drunk so you can gamble more of your money.

4) you and your wife are staying at, oh lets say Treasure Island, and you want to go to Bellagio.  Take a cab!!!!  Event though you see the building, believe me, you will walk for a while to get there. 

[Rondar]

Wife and I are going there this coming monday.  ermmmm    what flight was those partiers on???      Only second time there for us.  We noobs in the casinos.

[Babalonian]

Well, you gentlemen could be lucky like me and not be seperated from your wife for just these types of situations.    But then unfortunatley, like me, you'd also be too broke paying off all the debt on your shoulders to take that trip to Vegas.   

Next time you gentlemen find yourself with your wife and surrounded by beutiful single women ripe for the picking and have an extra ticket, feel free to hit me up to relieve you from your burden (and no, I don't mean your wife ).