-The Fishing Trip -
Larry and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, Larry had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Larry headed home frustrated. The following week when Larry's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Larry. He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing. "How did you talk your missus into letting you go fishing Larry?" "I didn't have to," Larry replied. Yesterday when I left work, I went home slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couln't go fishing. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, SUPRISE.
When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and do whatever you want"...
So, Here I am.
