If you would toss her out of bed, I'd catch it with a net.
If you wouldn't have your way with her for an evening, I'd wager that you sit down when you piss.
Seriously. Regardless of what any man says, for a one-nighter, most will accept the following minimum requirements.
Beer goggles
Legs
A hole
A heartbeat.
Although your preferences may be much stricter, I've never met a man that would refuse to hit damn near anything after a six-pack.