If you would toss her out of bed, I'd catch it with a net.
I suppose the issue that I've never even cared to touch alcohol must be involved in the reason why I
wouldn't hit it. (Shock! Gasp!) With those thighs, I hope you have a pretty big net with a rather short handle.

She looks downright frightening to me. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind a good bit of meat on the bones, but that package as a whole would have me halfway falling out of my bed to maximize distance.

But, that's just me. Women are a many varied thing.