You've watched way too much of Jerry McGuire.
Btw, back in AH days they use to use "Cloud Chimps".
Of course, the very popular (infamous) wife ack, baby ack,
I remember the first time I heard Wife Ack and cried laughing.
Then there's Conga line. Ant reproach ect.
Well, in fact, there is also "diaper ack".
This is when the wife sends the little one out into the garage (or relevant game/sim room) with a stinky diaper.
"Hi daddy!"
You have two choices. Send her back in and forget about loving for the next week, or point in a hopefully safe direction, put on autopilot, and hope for the best. Carrying kills is optional.
Well, actually, I guess there's only one choice in that situation.
If nobody else had coined diaper ack, I'll go ahead and take credit for it. Thanks in advance.
