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Offline wrongwayric

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Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
« on: August 18, 2009, 02:18:08 PM »
It's all my fault. :cry I have a whole truckload of candy for the airforce and army exchange distribution center at Newport News VA. :x So yep, it's all my fault. :D

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Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2009, 02:21:29 PM »
Please don't tell me you work out of an ice-cream truck.
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Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2009, 02:24:29 PM »
Because they aren't Marines?...


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Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2009, 03:26:54 PM »
Us jarheads loot....errrrr....inventory and requesition items we need.....like beer and bullets..... candy is for wussies. :rofl

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Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2009, 06:42:41 PM »
Because they aren't Marines?...


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Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2009, 07:17:10 PM »
Us jarheads loot....errrrr....inventory and requesition items we need.....like beer and bullets..... candy is for wussies. :rofl

What!? No playboy and KY gel with it?
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Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2009, 07:45:12 PM »
It's all my fault. :cry I have a whole truckload of candy for the airforce and army exchange distribution center at Newport News VA. :x So yep, it's all my fault. :D
thats kinda funny, on friday me and some friends passed a Air Force/ Army exchange truck on the highway down to Virginia Beach.
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Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2009, 07:46:50 PM »
KY Gel and Playboy is for the navy. Marines use Guns and Ammo magazine and gravel  :rock
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Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2009, 02:10:13 AM »
KY Gel and Playboy is for the navy. Marines use Guns and Ammo magazine and gravel  :rock

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Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2009, 08:11:14 AM »
Because they aren't Marines?...


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i was going to say that.  :lol

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Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2009, 09:03:10 AM »
come on guys...................you can't begin to realize how tough it is deploying to hotels without a/c...sometimes we don't even have cable tv.
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Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2009, 09:30:19 AM »
I was going to say much the same Jolly, one time they even stooped low enough to put us in a Super8 !!
A person can only take so much, how dare they !

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Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2009, 12:36:26 PM »
I have this video of us in afghanistan, and it show the us (the USAF ) folks lounging around and then pans over to the army guys in full battle rattle filling sandbags.  The expression on the army guys face when he saw the camera is priceless.
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Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2009, 12:57:52 PM »
We used to fly the grunts into Calgary for training they would go off to Medicine Hat and we would head downtown to the Delta Bow Valley hotel, it's rough but somebody had to do it.

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Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2009, 02:09:07 PM »
Considering that they are actively contributing to the defense of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness for the U.S. and other countries instead of playing a silly video game, I'd be inclined to cut them a little slack.  that being said, when I was in the service (USAF btw) I'd let my corpulent subordinates know when EER/OER time was 3-4 months away for them and that I did not think they were going to get 5s across the board as their uniform fit just did not measure-up.  Surprising how fast they could find the gym after those sorts of hints.


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