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Offline camnite

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inglorious b******
« on: August 22, 2009, 01:48:25 AM »
For those who havent seen it, very good movie, about 2 1/2 hours long. Plenty of obsenities and gore, but for most of the "mature" crowd you should like it
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Re: inglorious b******
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2009, 02:52:24 AM »
 I just saw it and it was a riot . Its got lots of dialog , gore , action and funny stuff you would expect .
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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2009, 01:21:49 PM »
My local newspaper said the violence obscured what might have been a great movie. In reality, I often caught myself going "C'mon, where's the violence?" There wasn't as much violence as the paper said there was, but the parts that DID have violence were pure awesome. One of my favorite parts of the entire movie was when the German officer was being held captive by the Bastards and was waiting to have his head knocked out of the park. I freaking loved it.
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« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2009, 04:57:06 PM »
I just got back from it. Spoilers ahead, read at your own risk:
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Now, I've never enjoyed Tarantino's style. I sat through Kill Bill a couple weeks ago on Spike or whichever channel was running it, and found myself wondering WTF the hype was about?! And maybe that explains it, but although it had entertaining moments I just on the whole didn't enjoy it.

For one, it was just too slow. The previews made it look like it was going to be more of a traditional action war movie, something along the lines of The Dirty Dozen but Tarantino seems like he was going for something a little more stylistic, and IMO that detracted from the rest of the movie. There were two main plots: The Basterds themselves, and the Jewish girl Shosanna--If you're watching the trailers, blink and you'll miss her (she's the girl in one clip who LOOKS quite a bit like Diane Kruger, that is putting warpaint under her eyes). However it seems like her part actually turned out to be the MAIN plot of the film. Most of the movie centered around her plans for revenge, which ran parallel to the Basterds' own mission.

The split attention hurt, especially after it gets bogged down with the Shosanna/Zoller plot. There's VERY little of the Basterds' exploits, except for a few expository scenes or cut-aways to support dialog among other characters. In fact we go right from Raine's briefing to an audience by several German officers with Hitler talking about how the Basterds have been rampaging across the countryside. We get VERY little detail on who the Basterds are, which is really quite a waste because there were some very colorful characters that would have been interesting to get to know. As a result, I just didn't CARE about anyone in the movie.

I didn't mind the film's sort of twisted, dark comedy, but I think it would have been a much more entertaining and interesting film by eliminating the Shosanna plot altogether and focusing entirely on the Basterds. That's why everyone I know hated that almost the entire squad was killed at the end of Saving Private Ryan. We actually got to know these characters and watch them interact with each other, so by the end of the movie it actually had an impact watching them die. Here, the different characters were more or less just fodder for the handful of action scenes. Tarantino wasn't even consistent with the size of Raine's unit and how many men there actually WERE. In one scene there's about 5-6 men, including Raine and his Sgt. In another there appeared to be as many as 12. By the end there's only 6 of the Basterds--INCLUDING Raine and the Sergeant--whose fates I can account for.

Although the there was a much more logical narrative flow from beginning to end than in Kill Bill, which pretty mercilessly backtracked and jumped ahead at random in the timeline, I'm just not a fan of his editing. But I went and saw a Tarantino film, so knowing how he likes to make movies I shouldn't have been surprised.

Lastly, I have to say the pervasive Spaghetti Western music REALLY pulled me out of the movie. Awful, AWFUL music choice. I almost thought I was in the wrong theater when the movie started.

There were a few nice touches that suggests Tarantino did his homework on the period, and the costuming was first-rate, but on the whole it's not a movie I'm going to see again. I probably won't even rent it on DVD or watch it on HBO.
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Re: inglorious b******
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2009, 05:00:03 PM »
You should rent the movie not watch it on TV Saxman. But I liked killbill. Just me. :confused:

And I'm still waiting the The Pacific to start on HBO. :aok

PS. I listen to sometracks off of the KillBill soundtrack flyin me cartoon plane. :x
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Re: inglorious b******
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2009, 05:03:05 PM »
Cool deal !!!!  Gonna check it out
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« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2009, 08:49:31 PM »
But why on earth do they have to shoot that one poor Nazi's balls off in that one scene from the Trailer??

Is that something appropriate for an American hero to do??

I thought that only the Mexican Drug Cartels or Hells Angels did that sort of thing.

Seems rather mean and cruel to me to castrate your enemy.

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« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2009, 09:22:07 PM »
But why on earth do they have to shoot that one poor Nazi's balls off in that one scene from the Trailer??

Is that something appropriate for an American hero to do??

I thought that only the Mexican Drug Cartels or Hells Angels did that sort of thing.

Seems rather mean and cruel to me to castrate your enemy.

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« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2009, 10:06:36 PM »
going to see it with my dad this week :rock
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Re: inglorious b******
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2009, 11:14:15 PM »
But why on earth do they have to shoot that one poor Nazi's balls off in that one scene from the Trailer??

Is that something appropriate for an American hero to do??

I thought that only the Mexican Drug Cartels or Hells Angels did that sort of thing.

Seems rather mean and cruel to me to castrate your enemy.

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Re: inglorious b******
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2009, 12:06:53 AM »
TE,

The actual scene in the movie plays out a LOT differently from the trailer.

In fact, pay no attention to the trailer at all. The trailer makes this movie look like The Dirty Dozen. IT IS NOT. The Basterds themselves are barely more than a footnote, and almost the entire movie revolves around the Jewish girl Shosanna, played by Mélanie Laurent.

It's like Tarantino couldn't decide what type of movie he wanted to make, so he crammed them both into one 2.5 hour film.
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« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2009, 06:19:51 AM »

It's like Tarantino couldn't decide what type of movie he wanted to make, so he crammed them both into one 2.5 hour film.


Are you saying that it is another Tarantino flop?   

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« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2009, 10:17:52 AM »
I don't really know how it compares to other Tarantino films precisely because I don't care for Tarantino's film-making to begin with so I haven't seen many of them. I just know that it was incredibly dull, felt like two entirely different movies crammed together with no time to fully develop either one, and VERY deceptively marketed (all the advertising focuses on Pitt and the Basterds, who I'd be generous saying they were in a quarter of the film).
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« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2009, 10:25:47 AM »
Just saw it last night.  A typical Tarantino film.  It was OK to see for humor purpose but cannot strand Tarantino.  Now i can see the young idiots of this country believing how WWII ended, base off the move.
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« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2009, 07:28:09 PM »
Just watched the film. :aok

It had the humor that made the violent scenes disturbably hilarious.  The outlandishness of the scenes made the film a true dark comedy.

I liked the small cameos of well known actors throughout the film.  Plus the baseball bat wielding "Basterd" was Eli Roth that was behind the Hostel movies a few years ago.  Several actors in supporting roles also are the creative forces of these demented films collaborating together.

Unfortunately, there will be many young people who have no interest in history will walk out of the theaters and truly believe that's how the war ended as depicted in the film. 

How many people saw a strong resemblance between Eli Roth and "Heroes" Sylar and "Star Trek" reboot Spock actor Zachary Quinto?
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